Saw Stephen Mangan on Graham Norton the other night, he said he still gets people shouting it at him now!!
This is a 12 minute video of someone passing time in a car, anybody else and it would be boring, but Alan Partridge is always comedy gold. [video=youtube;EwPqXAny9nY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwPqXAny9nY[/video]
"You'll get a few bruises, but I'd rather have a few bruises than a.... than a massively lacerated face."
Some of my all time favourites include.... Alan: Fancy a flav? Dan: King of coffees! Alan: Yep! Dan: Oohhh in off the red! ------------------------------------ Dan: Anyway, Alan, I arrest you on suspicion of sucking up to a Mustardess! Alan: Well you're not a copper! Dan: Then it's a citizens arrest! Alan: Well I've got a gun, I'll shoot you, bang! Dan: Well I'm wearing a bullet proof vest! Alan: Then I'll go for a headshot! Dan: You can't, I'm the Terminator! Alan: Well I've got your kids Dan, I've got your kids! ----------------------------------------------- Michael: Yeah, I like the gadgets me, it's like, pay attention Bond, this might look like an ordinary pen, but then you grab it and smash into their skull like that.... Alan: Michael! That's not a gadget, that's just monstrous use of a biro! ------------------------------------------------------------ Alan: Yeah, I'd just swoop down over those families who take bicyling holidays and scare them off, or frighten a donkey into a river. Michael: If it was me, I'd have an Apache attack helicopter, I'd type into the tracking system, Mr Cragg, chemistry teacher, pcchooow, blow him to bits like. Alan: Haha, I know the feeling. Michael. Then I'd gan lookin' for Tom Donaldson. I'd hover above the trees, just down from his house so he couldn't see us, then when he came out I'd pop up, "Hello ya bastard!" I'd get the thirty millimetre cannon and take out the pond, powpowpow (Coy Carp in there) pow pow, then I'd switch to the machine guns and start chewing up the driveway. He'd go, Nooo, not the Triumph Stag, I've just had it resprayed! psshooww! Split it right in two. Then he'd gan in the house, up on the roof and I'd say "this one's for you Tom!" No, no! Please! He's beggin' us man, he's beggin' us, then pcchoowww. Then I'd fly off to Cornwall, and just smash into the sea in a big ball of flames. ..... Alan: Goodnight Michael............wait, who's Tom Donaldson? Michael: Oh he's just a mate.
There's too many. [video=youtube;n5jpVbEL0jc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5jpVbEL0jc&feature=related[/video] [video=youtube;mQNzLBTCEDI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNzLBTCEDI&feature=related[/video]
ive made a few notes, bacon 10/10 , button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap! minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and beans, i might want to mix them but i want it to be my decision , use the sausage as a breakwater...but im nitpicking on the whole 7 on 10, lets make love!
Followed by the protracted dismantling of the table "you should feel it clip in the housing" whilst telling Sonia "I'm gonna hump yer. Like Deputy Dog...would hump yer." Lovely moment.
Talking to the builder; "I tell you, if it wasn't for the telescopic dampers on all four corners, that caravan would have been wobbling like a very rude house! I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays".
excuse me, is there still a no denim policy in this bar? theres a chap over there in jeans, that chap of about 6... .................................... get you on the old jeans rule? nazis!
