Whoooo... whooooo do you think you are? Just prior to smell my cheese. Not a week goes by without me using that one. Usually to her indoors.
"We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from little Oakley."
id like to take the house please... arent you going to make me an offer 1st? oh yeah,how much is it again? 325,000 ok, would you take errrr 324,000?
"And it's Christ's Chin leading from Smalltown Gypsy Massacre, then Zeinab Badawi's Twenty Hotels with Sinead O'Connor bringing up the rear. It's Christ's Chin. Christ's Chin. Christ's Chin wins!"
This never fails to make me laugh. [video=youtube;FV8tciBFpCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8tciBFpCI[/video]
I finished it a few weeks ago, very good! That's one of my favourite lines too, from The Day Today, probably an even better show than Alan Partridge itself. Some of the 'headlines' on it were hilarious. "Headmaster sacked as big-faced child used as satellite dish." There are too many favourite partridge moments to mention, but some of his conversations with Michael are particular highlights. Jackanackanory!
"'Very sexy' beams Clarke as he urinates over London from a helicopter." "Drugged bankers ripped my wife's head off and puked down the neck-hole."
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1v8VAt5hO8s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Reading through this thread, a penny just dropped and made a very loud clang in the bucket that is my brain. Go to 0:25 and I'm guessing most folk will make the connection. This might explain a thing or two about someone we all know so well.
"I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny"? No. You'd say "You look nice... John""
A jam fastival? You'd make more money auctionning dogs even if you were twice as ugly as you which is very ugly indeed. John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu. That's John Fashanu tonight on BBC1. This is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws.
Discussing his love of the band U2 :- "Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday!'.
somebody at the wrong side of the pump there, unbelievable the amount of people who think the petrol cap on a ford focus is on the offside rear...look at him trying to make the nozzle reach, hes determined to make it reach, its never going to......oh he has done
