Dunno mVIII, i've got a date with a bottle of Dalmore i got from the Edinburgh duty free. After that its anyone's guess - probably end up in Madden's as usual, if the owner is out blocked its usually good for a lock-in
In all seriousness, I should be nestling my cock inside some ****ters arse come Saturday night, followed by taking Julie to chapel on Sunday and pretending to be happily hetrosexual in front of her and her fenain family. I hate my life.
Do you ever cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn container and poke your erect penis through it waiting for an unsuspecting hand to reach in and stroke it?
http://stv.tv/news/west-central/1352359-punter-who-lost-92000-on-celtic-match-loses-legal-bid/ Mindy is skint
Has anybody on here ever shagged a midget? If there is a nice looking midget hooker near me, I might shag her this weekend. I reckon that would be great sex.