Numptiness explained, or not

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Steven Royston O'Neill

Steven Royston O'Neill

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Not a scientific question just something to mull over while we wait for news of our latest potential signings.

We have a long history on forums of getting visits from our dear mates from NE1, many to give serious debate, a few to do some wity wuming and the odd one, I do mean odd, who comes on to show a level of ignorance that must be seen to be believed.

Over the past few days the latest specimen of numptiness has appeared and it goes by the name of..

MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong


He is known for his short and uninspiring comment but what drives them on? What makes them think they are in any way original, witty, hard, funny or threatening.

I’m sure that out there in the cyber world of Sunderland fans the answers to these questions will be found, I look forward to your wisdom and no doubt the odd example of numpty quotes from the darkside.
 
cyprussydsafc said:
Not a scientific question just something to mull over while we wait for news of our latest potential signings.

We have a long history on forums of getting visits from our dear mates from NE1, many to give serious debate, a few to do some wity wuming and the odd one, I do mean odd, who comes on to show a level of ignorance that must be seen to be believed.

Over the past few days the latest specimen of numptiness has appeared and it goes by the name of..

MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong


He is known for his short and uninspiring comment but what drives them on? What makes them think they are in any way original, witty, hard, funny or threatening.

I’m sure that out there in the cyber world of Sunderland fans the answers to these questions will be found, I look forward to your wisdom and no doubt the odd example of numpty quotes from the darkside.
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It's simply just their own , rather strange imagination Syd.

They're not witty, funny, or probably not even hard either but like to put themselves across as though they are. BDU being a perfect example.

We also have them as well mate, NE1 doesn't have the monopoly on them although i would say they have the bigger percentage.
 
mackemwelder said:
It's simply just their own , rather strange imagination Syd.

They're not witty, funny, or probably not even hard either but like to put themselves across as though they are. BDU being a perfect example.

We also have them as well mate, NE1 doesn't have the monopoly on them although i would say they have the bigger percentage.
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was trying to keep that quiet
 
I think we should all understand that by the very fact that MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong has managed to put an apostrophe in the correct place in his username, will make him some kind of cult [spelling] hero in the land of Skunk. This will empower him to somehow believe he can then compete on a level playing field with the intellectually superior Sunderland fans...Bless him eh!
 
MrRAWhite said:
I think we should all understand that by the very fact that MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong has managed to put an apostrophe in the correct place in his username, will make him some kind of cult [spelling] hero in the land of Skunk. This will empower him to somehow believe he can then compete on a level playing field with the intellectually superior Sunderland fans...Bless him eh!
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My guess is that he had outside help when he wrote his name, probably from his carer.
 
ive noticed that all these bairn wums have a chip on their shoulder, is it single parent families, think its time the government stepped in and had a mass unwashed sterilization program the ****ers breed quicker than a zombie movie infestation, either that or drop the dole in NE1 to 10 quid a week. just think nee beer and ***s, could start a revolution.
 
amsterdam roger said:
ive noticed that all these bairn wums have a chip on their shoulder, is it single parent families, think its time the government stepped in and had a mass unwashed sterilization program the ****ers breed quicker than a zombie movie infestation, either that or drop the dole in NE1 to 10 quid a week. just think nee beer and ***s, could start a revolution.
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no need for that roger, just sober the men up because no sober man would **** their woman, just ask fat freddie
 
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