Nuggets proud team puff out their chests...

And with a portly swagger, stride out today at PR to show the lads what can be done!

Truly flattered to be chosen to be your assistant gaffer, now here's a thing or two. Here's my rousing pre-match pep talk. (You never knew I was a headmaster!)

We will have the faithful standing on their seats baying for a memorable victory over the old feathered foe.
We will once again stir the passions, our dynamic from two Spanish & Warky weaving their silky skills, dazzling the opposition, Our Dutch heroes and yes, Warky of former times, will be watching mesmorised at the midfield dynamos - the Two W's passing, yes actually passing the ball forwards! Scowey & ITFC surging back and forth, and playing in all positions, confusing everyone!

Our staunch Nuggety defenders, Marshalled brilliantly by himself and Big Al, will be echoing the stirring words of granite Kev, swathed in blood and bandages, using every muscle and trick in the trade to stop those pesky parrots from hitting the net. SD & Royston outflanking their flankers, dribbling up the lines and hitting 3 30 yard scorchers.

Poor old Stretchy in goal, nowt to do today, so, just takes a nap, keeps a watchful eye upfront, and stretches out!

Sir Bobby's eyebrows up on his magnificent statue will twitch with delight as Mick completely astonished the whole stadium with his dashing style, total football tactics, encourages all the team to push up and attack, attack. 30,000 hoarse fans fall silent as M Evans Esquire is spotted reaching his hand into his wallet...no, he wont, will he?!

Lets play with pride and passion today, boys! Lets show them what we are made of up Suffolk!

COYBs