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Match Day Thread NUFC vs Vile

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 23, 2022.

  1. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    I have them as probably 2nd in my list of finding them amusing. If you ever look at their fans on Twitter/forums they have this sort of mentality about us.

    Hate the Barcodes.
    Barcodes are deluded.
    Barcodes are entitled.
    Barcodes are not a big club.
    Barcodes have unrealistic expectations.
    We are a much bigger club than the Barcodes.
    Why do the Barcodes get so much media attention?
    Hate the love in the media has with the Barcodes fans.
    Gerrard turned them down for us.
    Coutinho turned them down for us.
    Carlos turned them down for us.
    Kamara turned them down for us.
    Emery turned them down for us.

    Can't quite put my finger on it but they sound very much like a another set of fans. <whistle>


    The reality is, out of the entire Aston Villa infrastructure I would take one player from them and that would be Alisha Lehmann from the lasses team <whistle>

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  2. Charlie Dogscock

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    Really? They're doing that? AHAHAHAHAHHA!

    It's always surprised me why they've always had so much of an axe to grind with us, presumably cos Birmingham have never been any real rival to them, and us under Ashley were in a similar position to them as constant underachievers.

    Apart from under Atkinson in the early 90s and a very brief period under Martin O Neil, they've always just made up the numbers in the Prem. Oh I do hope we slaughter those bitchy little claret and blues.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    For me, it all started with their laughing, waving and pretend crying when we were relegated at their place. And then their reaction afterwards. I seem to recall they had a few absolute crazies on the old BBC606 board back in the day. Since then I can't stand them.

    I'm sure other clubs might have done the same to us, but lots of Villa fans showed their true colours during that period. Vile.
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

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    Yeah it was all unnecessarily ****y, they'd be a bit of jeering at any place, but going out of their way - like having a "who's your next saviour Ant or Dec"* banner pre prepared to unveil if we lost, staying behind at the end to mock us for ages... it was all unnecessarily sadistic coming from a team we'd never really had a rivalry with.

    *seeing as they asked, our next saviour was Jack Grealish, who helpfully scored the Villa goal that equalised at Brighton, and gave us the title.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    are you trying to say these are Brumakems
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    @Hung,Drawn and Quartered what do you make of this line-up of officials for the Villa game?

    Referee:
    Paul Tierney
    Assistant referees:
    Constantine Hatzidakis
    Neil Davies
    Fourth official: Ben Toner
    VAR: Tony Harrington
    Assistant VAR: Dan Cook
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    He won’t be happy
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    For a moment, I thought that dogshit "youth prospect" from years ago had given up football and not into officiating, but then I realised it was Ben Toner not Ben Tozer...
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    First time this season
    and first game involving us since January this year
    whilst reffing Leeds at least 4 times in the same period
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Let's smash the vile twats.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Sounds like Albert on a night out at the Bigg Market.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Are you ****ing nuts????? or just looking to steal my big wooden **** stirring spoon? <laugh>
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    What? I would never stir like that. I mean, if I were that kind of stirrer then I would also point out to DPP that Shelvey is now only 2 appearances away from triggering an automatic contract extension.
    But I won't because I'm not like that. :biggrin:
     
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  14. Magdad

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    Not losing my title this easy so I raise you
    explaining to Roly that Chris Wood's job is not to score goals but to see games out <whistle>
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Hmmm
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    someone pinched her tits.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Villa are n longer a rival.
    They are a team in the division and we will use them to farm points each year.
    Like the mackems they will slowly realise their station and it will hurt, really bad.
    In the meantime we hoover up the points and quench our thirst on their salty tears.
    I predict Emry will be gone by the end of 2023.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    In years to come Dick Emry will be brought up time and again and laughed at as the one who turned us down...the blind fool <laugh>
     
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    We'll destroy these ****s.
     
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    Will be a draw. Coutinho screamer cancelled out by a Wilson close range goal.
     
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