Match Day Thread NUFC vs Chelski

Their goalkeeper has apparently had 1 touch in the first half? Is that actually right?

 

What Tuchel said was this:

"Right, Bruce won his last game so will play EXACTLY the same way. So what we do is exploit the space out wide, and the fact Gayle is useless, Krafth worse, so just go at their left side."

That said, our team - even with the three injured lads - is just poor.

 

Yep, and not a save.

 

At least we have Joelinton to come on, no Giroud mind but close.

 

I mean ye were off your ****ing rocker if you thought we'd get a result here.

Bruce is better suited assistant managing a butchers, while Tuchel is out analysing blades of grass before games.

Not hard to forsee the result

 

A save there by Keppa

Bookmarked

 

freekick to Newcastle 30 yards out

and saved

 

Yeah if only you could get back those glory days of when we played each other... but sadly that doesn't happen cos you're 2 divisions below us.

Is 2-0 halfway through the game indicative of a cricket score then? 2 runs after half the game played? Sounds like a Mackems cricket team that.

 

All Newcastle now.

 

for those 30 seconds it was all Newcastle

 

playing a bit better
but this is when we are most vulnerable

 

Almiron all one foot runs round in circles
Maximo takes on two many players instead of playing it
Gayle very quiet, but little service

 

Actually that's not a bad idea, have you got any paper. Ahh....I forgot, you don't use it you dirty seat soiling bastards.

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They're playin' with us now, too easy for them.

 

Cisse and Ameobi warming up

 

Shelvey shoots from half way
Keppa saves

 

FFS

here comes Ameobi

 

We use it to wipe horses tears away after they have been punched

 

Urgh the commentator just called Gayle a "penalty box predator"... the buck-toothed spacer has barely had a touch, let alone been a predator.

 

with the toilet roll that should be used when you **** in your seats