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Match Day Thread NUFC v VILLA

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, Aug 3, 2023.

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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    No, Tash has decided he wouldn't run fast enough.

    Gibbon. <laugh>
     
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    Welshie, Aug 12, 2023
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  2. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    maybe the ref realised that miggy was never gonna score with his right foot from there so gave the yellow instead of the red!
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Get this win and its a great start.
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 12, 2023
  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he's just a cu#t
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We have started our season with a massive game against top 6 opposition. It's a perfect start if we win this.
     
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    Welshie, Aug 12, 2023
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Long way to go about an hour including added time
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 12, 2023
  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    So you have a wide forward that has just gone past the keeper and between himself and his teammates they **** it up and fail to hit the back of the net what would your reaction be?
    Mine would be "how the ****in **** did we **** up that magnificent goalscoring opportunity ffs?"
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    It's incompetent to not see that as a chance to score
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 12, 2023
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Tielemens on.
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Referee is going to **** us over I guarantee.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Not if Toonali scores another 5 <cheers>
     
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    Welshie, Aug 12, 2023
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  12. Toonitus

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    Might have to call work and let them know I'll be late tomorrow morning because of added time
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 12, 2023
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Gordon is a handful man. Gonna be a player him
     
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    Welshie, Aug 12, 2023
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Gordon the Great
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    What a counter!

    Almost lads keep on going.
     
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    Welshie, Aug 12, 2023
  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    What a ****ing **** cross
     
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    Surprised how flat the crowd is .. seriously sell your tickets
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    We are letting them play: dangerous game.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Aug 12, 2023
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    Since he became a dad!
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Isak man <doh>

    Clear goal if he passed.
     
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    Welshie, Aug 12, 2023
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