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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, Aug 2, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    didn’t you wonder why I didn’t offer comment on last weeks game despite having a ticket? <laugh>
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    We posted that Ben was missing in action
    Little did we know someone was missing in ditch

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Utter domination. Only saw the first half as I had a tee off booked. We looked like a team that won't be worrying about relegation but perhaps lacked a cutting edge. Hopefully a couple more signings will sort that out and we will fly. How often do we ever have over 60% possession?
     
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    Them chinos though. I want some. Missus says no.
     
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  8. Magdad

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    So after match day 1 we now know

    Chippy's chino's shrunk in the wash
    City are champions
    Villa are still ****
    Everton are still ****
    Southampton are **** and Wolves are now ****.

    and ToonArmy1892 has the complexion and looks of a teenager. <laugh>
     
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    I was out all day with no mobile data so couldn't follow the scores. Great start! Just remember how long we were waiting for this feeling last year!
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    What about GG can hold his beer much better than Ben 10 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    Are you in Liverpool waiting for the train back?
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Watching this again
    Looks like Wilson meant the shot
     
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  13. Givemeursaltytears

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    Right lads I had to partake in a family birthday today so I’ve missed everything bar the result, the stats look like we played unbelievably, summary please?!
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Luckily the train back to Carlisle literally doesn’t go any further. I thought it went to Penrith.

    For the record the missus is extremely pissed off with all of you. She was expecting me to be smashed and be put to bed when I got back but nope. Sober as a judge. So she has to watch football all night.

    And she is not a fan of mustard chinos or shorts.
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    It was unbelievable
     
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    Your missus must say no an awful lot given you said you were a virgin the other day. <laugh>
     
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  17. Magdad

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    Depends on who you ask.

    I felt we dominated the game, controlled possession and had to be patient for the goals.

    Trippier and Targett with very very little to do.

    Burn and Schar did their bit on few times they were required to.

    Joelinton continued as he left off last season, Willock looked good, Bruno did alright.

    ASM and Miggy both buzzed about, granted with little end product. To be fair mainly down to Forrest's number 19 who had a really good game for them and marked Wilson well.

    Personally thought Wilson looked Lethargic but got on the score sheet.

    Thought Henderson did well for them in nets, though Colback played alright for them but Johnson never really got going and JLINGZ was complete horseshit.
     
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    Yep looked like a smart finish to me
     
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    I thought Bruno was man of the match but my dad reckons Joelinton, thoughts?
     
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    I agree with your Dad. I thought Bruno was alright but 3rd best out the midfield in my opinion.
     
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