NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

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Relegation beckons

 

Imagine we do get taken over, we spend £250M and have Rafa as manager. Knowing NUFC relegation would happen.

 

It’s not going to happen by the end of the month. That’s me being positive. I have a hangover from hell and my balls are sore from tight jeans.

Things could be worse I suppose. I could be jo brand right now.

 

Boooooo

 

Its boring now just forget it

 

Can’t ****ing stand that daft bitch. Someone needs to punch her in her ****ing mouth! Only women, and probably a dwindling minority find her funny.

Ooooh, aren’t men ****, laugh at me as I make jokes about penises and being **** in bed! I’m a comedien which by default means that you have to laugh at me...**** OFF man!

 

So let me get this straight. Your not a fan!

 

Were ****ed

 

I would say an undecided.

 

Can someone give me a summary please

 

Imagine

 

You put some effort into this response

 

We are ****ed

 

That's how I had it too

 

Get your ****sock out.

 

I'm waiting for roids to kick in mate and by my calculations they'll kick in around 2 weeks from now tops. I'll be roaming the streets like a sexual predator after filling my sock draw.

Not lifting heavy I'm doing boxing again and lots of insanityesque crap , so I'm going to be thin but ripped .... can't wait

Might be getting involved in bare knuckle .. my friend is fighting for a title in a couple of months, so going to go a long and see about getting involved...

 

What gave it away?

 

You could practice on Jo Brands face! I would never get sick of punching that! I’d quite happily tear my right arm off to club her over the head with!

 

I don't like her but shes done nowt ... yobs country has gone mad