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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

  1. JakartaToon

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    I am of course estimating the value of a Neymar. I assumed 210million. It may be a bit less now that he may have to face a rape charge. Obviously the number of credit card transactions a day is an average. It goes down when its Chippy’s turn to buy a round.
     
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    Way out
     
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    Maybe he’s ACTUALLY got more money than he thinks he has! When you’re talking about that kind of money the mistakes get so much bigger! He’s fooking loaded man! Bet he’s missed a couple of noughts or got a decimal point in the wrong place!
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I prefer battery hens. Cannot best the taste of fear.
     
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  6. Santaseyebrow

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    We might fall out jj and eggs dont feel fear.. my eggs are better than your eggs
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I only like blue or white shelled eggs. I buy off my mate.
     
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    I get a multitude of colours and types including duck eggs..
     
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    Still means they are pals I can see it happening
     
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    In one sense it would be a positive in that it would show the intent of the new owners.

    But I don't rate him personally.
     
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  12. Hugh Briss

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    Knowing what I do about Mike Ashley, I'm not even going to start fantasising about players Newcastle United could possibly sign.
    As it stands, Mike Ashley should be hunting for a new Manager for his football club.
    I think it's symptomatic of modern media that people on here are already buried deep in transfer fantasy.
    The silence from SJP is deafening and we should all be very concerned.
     
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    This silence means somethings happening for me. Newcastle would have made a statement by now if it was porkies.
     
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  14. JakartaToon

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    Its Friday - as a Muslim-owned club we spend today in prayer and quiet contemplation and do not go making announcements to the press. Nothing to be concerned about here.

    Expect an announcement on Saturday.
     
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  15. Hugh Briss

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    Mike Ashley is a Muslim? :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Sale is already through - they are just waiting for the weekend to announce it.
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

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    We can only hope that you're right.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

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    Source?
     
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