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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

  1. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Its fine mate ive shagged dancers .. im not bad looking but im a nut case
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Cadbury's Fruit & Nut? Are you purely limited to shagging dancers? <confused> That's quite restrictive. Is it some kind of fetish?
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    OK - I am still on the train to takeover land.

    Why has the Joselu transfer still not happened?
    Why have there been NO sales other than those which have met a legal buy out clause?

    It's happening!
     
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  4. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Dancers?

    Does he mean the Roly-Polys?<laugh>
     
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  5. JulioGeordio90

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    Honestly, I just don't think we have the capacity as a club to conclude transfers and source a new manager. Seems like everything has to go through Charnley and there's no real structure below. Plus i guess it's difficult to buy or sell players before the new manager comes in and decides who s/he wants
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Boo
     
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  7. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I am with you on this. I expect an announcement very shortly.
     
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  8. Fork Handles

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    No he means Wayne Sleep and Lionel Blair!
     
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  9. cronemeister

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    I thought dancers was some slang term for shoes ergo he shags shoes!!
     
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  10. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Good quality
     
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  11. Santaseyebrow

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    Dubravka next
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    As manager? does he even speak English?

    speaking of which, weren't we lining up Coloccini after Pardew left? I'd say it's time to make the call.
     
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  13. haslam

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    branching out from dancers then?
     
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  14. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Ill be right
     
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  15. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    I used to wear Lionel Blairs in the 70s
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I still do.
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Lionel Blair’s what????

    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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  19. mickeybnufc

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    Geordie rhyming slang for flairs <party>
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Lee Charnley
     
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