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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

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  1. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    -Big Sam sacked 9th Jan 2008
    -KK hired 16th Jan 2008
    -KK quits 4th Sept 2008
    -Hughton caretaker 6th Sept 2008
    -Joe ****ing Kinnear interim 26th Sept 2008
    -Shearer hired 1st April while JFK has surgery
    -Shearer quits 31st May 2009
    -Hughton hired 1st June 2009
    -Hughton sacked 6th Dec 2010
    -Pardew hired 9th Dec 2010
    -Pardew sacked 31st Dec 2014
    -Carver hired 31st Dec 2014
    -Carver sacked 9th June 2015
    -McClaren hired 10th June 2015
    -Shhhhteve fired 11th Mar 2016
    -Rafa hired 11th Mar 2016

    Crack out the cans:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Givemeursaltytears, Jul 8, 2019
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  2. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    So that private jet that was at Newcastle Airport last week. You know, the one used by BZG? Well it flew on to Luton. Around the same time that Mike Ashley's helicopter landed there. Now its in Boston. Guess who happens to be in Boston currently? Jose Mourinho.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 9, 2019
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Don’t believe it. Need proof or it’s balls.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jul 9, 2019
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I told you the takeover was happening. Never listen to Chaos!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 9, 2019
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    One person I'd expect to see commenting on the current situation is Shearer. Am I right in thinking he hasn't said much so far...whereas you might think he's got contacts who know what is going on (then again, who can second guess Fatty?). I think the time to worry is when Shearer comes out and talks about his frustration at a lack of progress. Just thinking!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 9, 2019
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  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Or when Windy comes out and says its happening.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 9, 2019
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    **** it you've twisted my arm... I'LL buy the club then. :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Welshie, Jul 9, 2019
  8. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    And steve bruce
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 9, 2019
  9. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    The Takeover is 100% on!

    I met my source this morning having smoked a huge bowl of crystal meth and my source (a tie dye coloured rabbit) told me its on! Tomorrow is the day its announced!

    **** your #Cans get out the #Bowls!
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Jul 9, 2019
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    How is it possible for Chaos to argue against this?
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Most reliable take over update to date, I guarantee it,

    Now where are my needles?
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Jul 9, 2019
  13. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    How the **** can you knit when you're off your tits?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jul 9, 2019
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Takeover is off. I saw it in the stars last night.
     
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  15. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    I used a tea towel this morning, it reminded me of the Sheikh, takeover is most definitely on
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What fecking takeover? <confused>
     
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    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    I think this thread needs to take some inspiration from the Gallagher brothers and be renamed so the end of it reads "definitely-maybe" it's definitely happening man.
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 9, 2019
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  18. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Takeover is very much on. Statement to be made at some point in the future.

    Ps, Steve Bruce can **** off.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 9, 2019
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What fecking statement? <confused>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 9, 2019
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Statement saying that is happening and waiting on PL processes. I'm beginning to think they are writing these processes themselves.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 9, 2019
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