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Transfer Rumours NUFC after Cabaye

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Tasty Magpie, Jun 17, 2015.

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  1. Tasty Magpie

    Tasty Magpie Well-Known Member

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  2. Darth Tash

    Darth Tash Well-Known Member

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    If we sign Austin and Cabaye I will run through haymarket naked.
     
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  3. mattek3

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    You wouldn't be on your own!
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    That's true he will be closely followed by

    JPF

    Chippy

    Police

    in that order.

    :police:
     
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  5. Travelsick07

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    Doubt youll be able to run straight..while being blinded by my pasty white bare ass!
     
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  6. Tol3

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    Don't toy with me in bringing the dreamboat back
     
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    Should get the whole forum to do a sponsored run to help raise funds to get them over the line... haha
     
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  8. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Bring the **** home
     
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  9. Brian Storm

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    That's it lads, if this happens you've got to show Albert how to do it properly, if you don't you not 606 mags will be getting rep as men who aren't good to their word ;)
     
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    No he wouldn't....
     
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    Calm down. Its just press bollocks man... June 30th will come round and we will still have no new faces I promise you. They are just feeding us scraps of ****e to keep the interest going... barstards...
     
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    Just for clarity, JPF always brings up the rear.
     
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  13. Mrs Magpie

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    If faced with a choice of NUFC or reunited with Pards at Palace, Cabaye will go to Palace. I just don't get why he would come back here ... I mean, I'd love it if he did, but at the moment it won't happen

    a) because Cabaye won't want to come back,
    b) because all the players we are linked with end up at any other club in any other league in any other country except NUFC, and
    c) Ashley probably has no idea who he is anyway.

    So in short, I suspect the Haymarket is safe :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    If Obi does indeed share my rotund body shape, as seems to be rumoured on here (I forgot to ask JPF), then can I suggest that myself and Obi could do a sponsored waddle to minimise the possibility of stretchers being required?
     
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    Reports say Spurs are in for him too. Don't know if there's anything in it.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think Cabaye would happily pull on the shirt again. However I think Pards would be a big pull for him and they would have to be ahead. If Spurs were in, I'd imagine it will be a very short discussion. I don't think we are in, Mike would never pay that money for a 29 yr old. That policy has not changed. We can't afford him either wages wise, we pay buttons.
     
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    I read on the ever so reliable twitter that a loan deal for £2.5m has been agreed and we are supposidely happy to £85,000 p/w a week on top for wages, but its all hearsay, but i would prefer a loan as opposed to a 12m fee for a 30 year old
     
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    Loan him, let him have a corker of a season, let PSG sell him and we get a percentage of any sale. All profit in Ashley's eyes.
     
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    will not happen.
     
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  20. Mrs Magpie

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    A google search for Yohan Cabaye suggests all of the following Clubs could be interested in signing him:

    NUFC
    Palace
    Spurs
    Arsenal
    Liverpool
    Southampton
    West Ham

    I got bored after awhile so no doubt the remaining 13 PL teams are also interested.

    Honestly, being a journalist is just such an easy job. No effort required, just think of 2 things, join them together and there you go, a story.

    I am clearly in the wrong job.
     
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