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*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 12, 2014.

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  1. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> Beel-Zebub! Quite appropriate!
     
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    Obi Wan, Nov 19, 2014
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My beel detector is registering a 4 on a 1-10 scale.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh><laugh> Genuinely made me spit coffee on my keyboard.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 20, 2014
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Have to say I'm slightly concerned by the derby, Poyet has looked bang up for it in recent photos, got his war paint on and everything...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 20, 2014
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  6. Obi Wan

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    <<<< SEVERE WEATHER ALERT >>>> <<<< SEVERE WEATHER ALERT >>>>

    The government has issued a severe weather warning, following increased sightings of a phenomenon some are calling the 'Warm Glow'. Temperatures are expected to reach record levels and some reports suggest it is so severely warm that people are passing out and the North Sea has become like a hot bath. One report even suggests a sighting of the return of white dog poo, due to the quickened drying process caused by the glow.

    Meanwhile, experts say the brightness of the 'glow' could also cause extreme problems to eyesight and have warned people not to look directly into the 'glow'.
     
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  7. Commachio

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  8. Commachio

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    Sheera scores.

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    (if it is to risque delete it)
     
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    Commachio, Nov 23, 2014
  9. Obi Wan

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    No that's fine Comm <ok>

    You just can't post an image of the complete tit - like a Sunderland player/manager/fan for instance! <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Nov 23, 2014
  10. Commachio

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    Oh you bitch, put your claws away.



    some topper pics on here, with sheera, beardsley and keegan.<whistle>

    http://notanews.wordpress.com/category/wor-kev-peter/
     
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    Commachio, Nov 23, 2014

  11. Dorty Dogbreath

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    ^^^^ I have a feeling Comm is proper beelin' this morning. We can't stop winning and he can't stop whining.

    Loving it.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 23, 2014
  12. Obi Wan

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  13. Commachio

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    Not with this hangover from hell.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 23, 2014
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    Not beelin no siree ;)

    You been on the lash Comm?
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Aye just a bit, another few hours, and a few paracetamols, and i'm gonna do it all again...

    scouse ****s are playing tonight, so i'm gonna have a watch.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    How did that **** Colback do yesterday?
     
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    Commachio, Nov 23, 2014
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    Very well thank you! <ok>
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    The good news Comm is that I watched Sunderland on MOTD this morning and they were ****e....again <mind the gap>
     
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  19. Commachio

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    So he's gonna be a regular in the team, by the looks of it. Oh well good for him, i always thought he was pretty ****e for us (maybe it was a ploy, the sneaky twat_

    You reckon he'll keep his place?
     
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    Commachio, Nov 23, 2014
  20. Commachio

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    Not the most entertaining of games like...But its ok, 3 piss easy games coming up next.<whistle> Chelsea and City at home, followed by the scouse ****ers away...easy peasy.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 23, 2014
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