*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

No, that's where I throw all of the used w*** socks!

 

I recycle

 

Ow ****s..

just thought i'd pop by to say 'ftm'.

keep ya thread alive, now ya talking aboot **** socks...ya horse puching fookers.

 

Eh up Comm, you still knocking about with the hairy slipper girls.

 

What the **** is this obsession that mackems have with scoring OGs.
Even when they move on, and get to play for there country, the obsession remains like a bad smell clinging and following them around. I suppose going unwashed for a while doesn't help!!!!

Stand up Jordan Henderson, you nearly f***** it up for England.

 

You are having a laugh aren't you? England were ****e until Jordan decided to wake them up by scoring that own goal..After that we were class..

 

Is this the tactic Gus is trying to adopt at SAFC? Score an own goal to make everybody work harder and step up a gear to pull it back? Good thinking Gus. That is pure genius. Keep it going.

 

Ow Jimmy...aye still here..

 

Bugger..You have sussed us..

 

So true. Class finish, and it did change the game.
Lets hope he has a better game against the Scots.

 

You're not beelin' there are you Sid?

 

Anyone heard the rumour about Pooyet and Cattermole having a fight in training?
Hilarious if true.

 

Fella marries a Mackem lass in a Scottish castle. That night the gamekeeper's doing his rounds and sees the bloke sitting on the river bank fishing.

" what the f@ck do you think your'e doing.....oh it's you Sir, if I pray be so bold Sir should you not be sharing the marital bed with your new wife?"

The fella replies " I can't she's got
gonorrhea "

Oh dear " well I'm sure one up the dirt box wouldn't go amiss "

" I can't she's got diarrhoea "

" Surely she'd be up for a gobble on this special occasion?"



" I can't she's got pyorrhea "

The gamekeeper then says " jeez man, why did you marry her?"

The fella reaches into his bait box and replies " the maggots "

 

I'd love it to be true. Can't see it as Cattermole is always kissing his arse. Then again he is quite hot headed...

 

hope he ****s your ginger ****.

 

I like my ginger ladybits Comm... you filthy mackem bastard. x

 

Young Jack is proving quite the hit Comm. I must admit I saw him solely as a body to have around, a middle of the roader. Turns out we've actually stolen a goodun of you lads. I hope our ginger wizard casts a spell over your bellend smoggie

We'll take that Wickham lad off your hands come the end of the season if you like (or cut price in Jan). He doesn't seem too popular, but at 21 all his best years are ahead.

 

I've heard a rumour that we can't say beel any more, is this true

 

Have him if you want. I'd rather have Carlton ****ing Cole. Wickham is barely average.