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*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 12, 2014.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I've got a tiny willy but I'm only 3 years old, however me dad says when I'm a teenager it'll grow into a proper Mackem.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 13, 2014
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    This happened at the SOL at the weekend...honkin ****er...

    worse than clouting a horse in my opinion like...classy them ****ing scousers.


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    Commachio, Nov 13, 2014
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    The filthy bastard.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 13, 2014
  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Just when ACS's therapy and counselling about Gingers is working you now have to go and give him a new fetish to practice?!?!

    <doh>




    <whistle>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Nov 13, 2014
  5. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    From last season that marra, this season was spitting down onto families in the north stand. Filthy Scouse ****s.
     
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    Brian Storm, Nov 13, 2014
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> To be fair these mackem women do look like rubbish bins.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 13, 2014
  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 13, 2014
  8. John Cardew

    John Cardew Well-Known Member

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    Does this mean any abusive/banterous comments on other derby related threads will be moved to here? If so, that's an utter joke..
     
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    John Cardew, Nov 13, 2014
  9. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    It's in the away end <doh> See what you tried to do though ;)
     
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    Brian Storm, Nov 13, 2014
  10. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Dirty bastard either way.

    How you getting on these day Bri....
     
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  11. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Bored to tears mate, need to get back to graft but still having to care for my lass. How's yourself?
     
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    Brian Storm, Nov 13, 2014
  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Not bad mate, I eventually went back to work after almost a year off.
    I know what you mean with the boredom, starts to piss you off big time.
    Hope your lass is ok.<ok>
     
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    Heed, Nov 13, 2014
  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Seems appropriate to put this clip onto this thread. Darren White, the lad from Peterlee is on after two seconds. He's the one who collapsed onto a train at tottenham. He got dragged under and is still unconscious with pretty bad injuries. He the one at the front, darkish skinned with a dark tee shirt on.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih6bO-O6V_Q
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Nov 13, 2014
  14. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Cheers fella.
     
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    Brian Storm, Nov 13, 2014
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nope, they won't but the majority of the Tasty stuff is encouraged to be posted here.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 13, 2014
  16. fredor

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    No!!! Bobby Thompson
     
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    fredor, Nov 14, 2014
  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Sorry a Fredor, we'll have to ask you to politely leave, as this is a banter thread for fans of either NUFC or SAFC. <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Nov 14, 2014
  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I have my doubts but scousers/mackems are like kindred spirits. When in Rome do as the Romans do :smile:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 14, 2014
  19. Brian Storm

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    You say that, do you not include you lot because you're worse than both put together? Because I can start posting examples. Post by post? I can do it all day mate. You've got a track record of being 'orrid .

    Just give me the word and I'll begin. ;)
     
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  20. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Thought somebody would have posted that picture of Shearer on the pitch with young Colback as a Sunderland ball boy in the background? Great spot from Com. Here.

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    Brian Storm, Nov 14, 2014
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