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*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

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  1. Brian Storm

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  2. The Little General

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    Funk, you gotta post the Colback and Jozy pic on there board, please it will make my xmas xxx
     
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  3. Brian Storm

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    It's on the post above fella<ok>
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    Are you really 51?
     
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    Howay Jim man.

    Look where he lives; look who he supports. Course it's going to make his Christmas if they win their Cup Final.
     
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    A couple of things strike you when you look at the photographs of Jack Colback.

    1. How Genuine and Professional the lad was in doing the job he was being well paid for.
    2. Behaving in exactly the manner you would expect of a player whose team had just won 3 - 0.

    I'm not one that subscribes one iota with the pretentious footballers who don't celebrate goals or wins for whatever reasons.
    JC did what he should be doing in those photos.

    I would be more concerned if he hadn't been celebrating.
    In the end he came home, proven to be a lad of integrity and professional to the end during his time at our Feeder Club.

    He's not lost a Derby yet, I can see him proving a point on Sunday, that he joined a far bigger club that the tiddly little pretenders he left.
    Cant complain at that. <ok>

    Come on JC, Geordie Boy Born and Bred....
     
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  7. The Little General

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    You lot make me p*ss myself. How can you have that man in your colours ? Does it not bother you he thinks you are cuts to be laughed at ? Be like us keeping Lee Clark having him. Shouldn't be allowed to wear the Black and White.
     
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    <doh><laugh>.
     
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    You may try getting ones head out of ones arse, you'll probably find it helps your brain tick that bit better.<ok>
     
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    trevornufc&#8230;.Chester le Street County Durham. PLASTIC MACKUM you would get chinned in Walker or Byker, bandwagon Mackum is what they call your type.<party>
     
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    Are you really 51?
     
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  12. The Little General

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    3-0 + 3-0 minus 9 xx
     
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    So the fact that I live inChester le Street, which is more than half black and white anyway, was born in North Shields and have supported the Toon before I was born makes me a PLASTIC MACKUM (strange spelling) does it?

    <doh>

    So, is 51 your age or your IQ?

    No honestly, it's a genuine question. Quite easy when you can't read or write to fill in the wrong box.
     
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  14. The Little General

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    Chester le Street is full of Plastic Mackums from County Durham&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;like you Trev, as bad as these Man U supporters you lot. Bet you shout all the Geordie twaddle.
     
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    By his own categorisation he's effectively having a pop at more than half the lads on his own board who don't live a can of K Cider's throw away from SR1.
    Just thought I'd chip in...
     
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  16. The Little General

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    They live in County Durham Albert. Anyway, sorry Trev, it was only a bit of fun, no offence meant. My Mag mates from deepest darkest Walker don't agree with Colback mind, not joking there, no lad would gloat like that about the club he supports.
     
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    For blackburn, Shearer had previous for celebrating a win against us. graham fenton too.
    Don't forget Altidore held up a SMB sign recently too :)
     
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  18. The Little General

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    Its only a bit of fun as you know Albert. Hope you all enjoy tomorrow. Should be a cracking day.
     
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    you too fella.
    hope its a derby for both sides to be proud of on and off the pitch. <ok>
     
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    one day to go....
     
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