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*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    <laugh> Ever thought of becoming a motivational speaker, or providing counselling for those with low self esteem?
     
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  2. Brian Storm

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    We have five Greggs I think. You've got fifty five haven't you? :p Strange place like I agree. No where near as bad for gypsys as Barnard Castle where I was born. It's clique town. Bit too small so everybody knows everyone else.Some really really nice parts but some s**thole areas to just like any town. Full of Mentals here though. Not it's biggest fan.

    I'm from a village near Barnard Castle mate. Moved here young, left and returned many times. It's a strange place like. Wouldn't buy a house here put it that way. Moving Durham next year. Doubt I'll be back apart from visiting mates.

    My Da brought me up a Sunderland Fan. He was a Youth Goalie you see but packed it in as there was more money working the pits.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Oh dear.... Clearly high demand for his romper suit....


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  4. Obi Wan

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    Why's he called 'wee' Phillie? Does he smell of piss?
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 16, 2014
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    You might want to nick one of his songs if you go on another losing streak:[NSFW][video=youtube;-Ql0lqM4PPI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ql0lqM4PPI[/video][/NSFW]
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Looks like Pards, his ma, his da, his house, his dog and his car all need to watch out, knowing how randy Wee Phillie is when his gets a sniff of c***.
     
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    Some of my Mackem mates cringe when they hear his name. What a complete tool the bloke is. Dresses like a camp ****** on crystal meth and must literally bathe in gravy to get that orange/brown.

    What if he is one of the Mackem posters on here? Which one do ya reckon?
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    Fredor. No question.
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 18, 2014
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    Some serious Mackem beeling taking place over our potential emergency loan on their board <laugh>
     
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  10. Brian Storm

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    [video=youtube;xm4SbWNruqM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm4SbWNruqM[/video]

    [video=youtube;7dgdpE7IsU0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dgdpE7IsU0[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;7dgdpE7IsU0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dgdpE7IsU0[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;2FqgRXDmpNQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FqgRXDmpNQ[/video]
     
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    Then came the animals(no, not the horses. You lot)

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    [video=youtube;bnvush9GLc0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnvush9GLc0[/video]

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    <doh><laugh>
     
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    Then to 2014, Aparantly it's our cup final yet you line the streets in your thousands to confront away fans. I think it's your cup final. <laugh>

    [video=youtube;6TsOlHZ4NKY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TsOlHZ4NKY[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;PHF5qsB9fwQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHF5qsB9fwQ[/video]
     
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    3 BOOM!

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    [video=youtube;i7UF5fECtyI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UF5fECtyI[/video]
     
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    this is my favorite
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