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*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Tick tick Bri
     
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    They are mentally ill&#8230;.<yikes>



    [video=youtube_share;MjgDd5SPnvw]http://youtu.be/MjgDd5SPnvw[/video]

    f**ing love blackpool face! <wizard>


    [video=youtube_share;Yumq0f_q4yQ]http://youtu.be/Yumq0f_q4yQ[/video]



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    [video=youtube_share;wHa3TzNuMnA]http://youtu.be/wHa3TzNuMnA[/video]

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  8. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Mind the gap Mackems.

    Hopefully it isn't too damp there in our shadow.
     
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    Beardsley's Shimmy, Dec 16, 2014
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    Is he still on a weekly meltdown cycle?
     
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    is that Kevin Ball in the background?

    This has reminded me I'm well overdue sport with this chap on Twitter.... (he's called something like Wor Phillie and is as orange as his lass).
     
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    long time no see fella.
    how's things?
     
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    Even his shadow is orange.
     
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    No fooling us, you've clearly doctored that image. You might have changed the name from Mackems to Geordies, but you forgot to alter the fingers on the hand so we know it isn't an original. <ok>
     
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    Holy crap, never thought i'd see Steak Bake denial <laugh> You pasty babies should be proud of your heritage. <ok>

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    Not denying Gregg's steak bake, just that there's no way it would end up in a Mackem bin.

    You'd be eating each other trying to get to it! ;)
     
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    To both Newcastle and Sunderland. Being a Darlington lad I'm pleased as punch to say we most certainly don't have one of these. <laugh>

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    Enjoy your discount Greggs <laugh>

    :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Darlo lads laughing about Greggs always reminds me of this story:

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/106...present_at_fight_between_dogs_and_fox/?ref=rc

    They even turn up for court eating their Greggs! An outlet won't be far away, **** knows there is enough Greggs about the place.

    Weird place is Darlo. Like anywhere it can be an absolute ****hole (Jura St etc) and then it has some nice historic bits too. They're all a bit ****ing weird and backward though. I blame it on it being the "Gypsy Capital".
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The single most cringeworthy c**t going. I'm sure I read somewhere he was born in Wigan but became a fanatical Sunderland supporter. <laugh> Now that is a s**t life. Weird thing is, the f**ing mackem ******s love him. He has a big matchday following, they retained the c**t even after Privilege shut down. I can't recall where he does his thing now but I'm sure he is still going. Please tell we don't have some similar dressed up clown on this side of the water?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 16, 2014
  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    You're a Darlo lad Bri??

    You are literally the ****test glory supporter ever <laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 16, 2014
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