*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

You're the expert on site rules.
Just odd that someone who beels about nipples will the post a pic of a fat man's cock.

 

Only person I can see beelin is you.

 

Bri I find it very offensive and upsetting that you've published photos of me in public like that.

For one, I had no idea the whole undercarriage had slipped out of the special 'quick release pee-pee hole' in my trousers. And secondly, how was I supposed to know you could even see it from there?

It is not nice having everyone laugh at me like this and the stress has caused me to seek guidance from my solicitor, who has suggested that I sue you for everything you have. I said I didn't want to have a bowl of half eaten cheesy chips and a collection of used toss socks, so count yourself lucky!

 

And Jose...

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^^^. Looks like he's just taken a whiff of his own bullshit!

 

When are the mackems going to accept that Colback is a massive loss. I noted Gus mentioning him again the other day (when he was obsessing about legs?). He was fantastic again against Chelsea. A couple of fantastic tackles. One of which led to him then playing a defence splitting pass, and he had the best chance of the first half. He has been a superb bit of business.

What is he valued at now?

 

He was outstanding today.

As well as all of the above, have you noticed how often when we are defending a counter attack that he gets back in time to make the attacker check back and pass backwards, giving us time to regroup. Doesn't necessarily make a tackle or touch the ball, but several times today he covered the ground to make the ball go backwards instead of stretching our defence.

 

Superb at it, lad is quickly becoming a firm favourite.

 

Colback is good player most Sunderland fans know this but we have 2 more like him. You guys missed a player like him last year that's why he shines. Great result for your boys today, well deserved!

 

Well done today lads. Very simillar game to ours with them except you ****ers were clinical with your chances. Something we lack at the moment. Well done lads.

 

Nah we were carried a much greater attacking threat and had our own spells of dominance. Just a better all round performance. And as for Jack...wowser

 

Well you're wrong, had a feeling you'd be the one to step up and play Mr Two ****s. I saw both games, Chelsea dominated but both Sunderland and Newcastle enjoyed spells with chances. You were just more clinical than we were.

Even the bbc and opta agree with me. But hey, I had one **** so you had two eh? And yours were bigger too eh?

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You'd have to look into your stats a lot deeper to actually get anywhere near proving your point. I thought statman would understand how much the basics tell you. Stats, stats blah blah blah. For men who can't watch a game and take it in. We just gave a much better showing, and carried a much greater attacking threat. Hence we won. Pretty much the story of the season so far too.

 

This thread is becoming far to civilised, ffs sort it out.

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Sounds like this guy has had a good grounding, what is his background ?

 

Learned to play football on the streets of Tyneside before disappearing off to the dark side where they didn't have the knowledge or inclination to recognise how good he could be, so they allowed his contract to run down so that he could return home to develop into the player he should always have been. He should have read the signs....

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Not Long To Go Now, only 14 days until the Unwashed visit Toon.

Nothing like and old fashioned sing-song with a favourite to cheer you up, if you're feeling down.

Just Remember :
It Could've been worse, you could've been born a mackem.

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Well clearly didn't see both matches. Anyone with a brain knows we play different styles so looking at the detail is pointless. I watched both games and both teams had spells to beat them, you took your chances, we didn't. It's not really rocket science fella.

 

You can't win an argument with someone who KNOWS that they are always right…

 

I don't think you're really watching these games properly. That's the problem. Do you have one bog eye? Or is Smug not letting you have enough time off the polishing?