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*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 12, 2014.

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  1. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I'll tell you what is strange mate, that some of the mackems think he's a black and white!
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Dec 4, 2014
  2. Brian Storm

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    Probably because he doesn't even know what position our players play in half the time. He claims to have supported us for decades yet knows **** all about us. Have to say I can see how they've come to that conclusion. I don't think he is though, I'm happy to concede that I don't know what he is.
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 4, 2014
  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Is he related to Fredor?
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 4, 2014
  4. Brian Storm

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    Not beyond the realms fella. Could be Fredor's senile great uncle.
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 4, 2014
  5. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Monty and Fredor in a room together would put anyone to sleep.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Dec 5, 2014
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We'll have none of this unity on this board or this thread lads. Just remember the mackems are a bunch of smelly ****s who get washed when it rains (without soap). Monty and Fredor are a true representation of their delusions of grandeur.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 5, 2014
  7. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Where as you've got this

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    and this

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    Enjoy your own kind. <laugh>
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 5, 2014
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He still appears to have a bigger cock than one of your usual small pricks:

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    No woman can enjoy your kind <laugh> Note the empty seats too.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 5, 2014
  9. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    These ones you mean?
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    Walked into that fella. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 5, 2014
  10. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Heed, Dec 5, 2014

  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You did yes
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 5, 2014
  12. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Beel factor 10.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Dec 5, 2014
  13. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    I thought naked genitalia was banned on here?
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Dec 5, 2014
  14. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Hit the report button then instead of beelin. ;)
     
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  15. Brian Storm

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    Fixed.;)
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 6, 2014
  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    .
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 6, 2014
  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    All joking aside what possessed that mackem? If you are packing a button, best not show everybody. He will be getting some stick off his mates. I understand it was in the name of a good cause but there is no excuse for having such a small cock. <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 6, 2014
  18. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    The report button- only beelers do that.
    That's your speciality though isn't it- reporting everyone?
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Dec 6, 2014
  19. Brian Storm

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    So you'll just piss, whinge, beel and moan while stamping your feet instead? Fair do's if that's your bag. Would you like me to remove the picture? I don't mind. <laugh>
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 6, 2014
  20. Brian Storm

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    I thought he had to be about 12 to be honest. Not just a tiny dick, he only looked about 4ft. Could be worse, it could have been a few 100 massive dicks on the pitch trying to stop a play off semi final 2nd leg. ;)
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 6, 2014
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