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*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 12, 2014.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I was certainly impressed by the way they plugged away against Southampton.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Apart from an off day as they had against Southampton you could be forgiven for thinking they are indeed unbeatable, but I do not think that is the case I am sure there is a team out there than can in fact come away with a win against them, they would just need to be a little bit better than Chelsea
     
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  4. Commachio

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    [video=youtube;fFCN1eRDgyA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFCN1eRDgyA[/video]
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    All this talk of homophobia in football, but it didn't stop Sunderland appointing Gus...

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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 30, 2014
  6. monty987

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    Which match will Pardew play a weekend team against, Spurs or us ! he faces a dilemma, and he will face the wrath if he plays a weaker team and you go out of the league cup or lose to us, as a SAFC supporter I reckon the lesser team will be against us knowing you NEED to win a trophy and you won't go down. The f a cup will be good for us as we fancy our chances against any team at home.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Defo you lot. We play Spurs on a Wednesday <laugh>
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Call it a hunch, but I reckon Pardew will play the weekend team against you lot and the midweek team against Spuds. You heard it here first <ok>
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Snap <laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    <laugh><laugh> Poor sod!

    I can't say anything. I remember once, back when I was a night manager for the Supermarkets, me and my mrs were taking a spring break in Tenerife. I had the time booked off, and everything sorted. First day of my 2 weeks off we were half were to Heathrow when my mrs told me that the tickets were for 3 days time. Luckily I didn't have the embarrassment of having to change my time off but still had he piss ripped out of me by everyone who found out.

    Its weird how you can sometimes just get these things in your head. At least we weren't 3 days late!!
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the urinal is strong in NE1
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    That's cos of years of taking the piss out of you - we have to put it somewhere!
     
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  14. Brian Storm

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    That's funny, you had no faith what so ever a few days ago.

    http://counsellingresource.com/features/2008/10/28/splitting-as-psychological-term/
     
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  15. Brian Storm

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    Splitting again monty?
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    he's honestly all over the place really isn't he?
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Crystal meth?
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

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    MONTY stands for Mag Orientated Nonce Thick Yanker

    The last one can be put down to Cockney rhyming slang..
     
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  19. Heed

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    I thought Monty was just you're typical mackem on meds.
    So it just goes to show wrong you can be.

    It seems fairly clear by anyone's standards, that Monty is actually one of the more intelligent cards in the pack.
    Heaven help the rest of them....
     
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  20. Brian Storm

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    All over the place fella.

    He's a strange one mate. Weirdest thing is that he never seems to respond to anyone. Got a nasty side too, he likes to bully the empty Villa board <laugh>
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 4, 2014
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