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  1. Geordie Gashead

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    I hate losing on purpose. Especially when they start rubbing it in. Smashing her over the head with a bowling ball probably wasn't the best idea though - got ****ing banned from BowlPlex.
     
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  2. TheLittleGeordie

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    i'm a big fan of the 'come round for a DVD' method if you just want to get to know them and spend time with them
    mostly i just pick girls up at partys and rarely see them after that so i'm not much use in this thread
     
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  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    How about connect four?
     
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  4. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    And teach her ways to improve her bowling techniques by holding her hand.

    Thank me later.

    :afro:
     
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  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Dont have that game.
     
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  6. Paco Montoya

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    How about just go out for some coffee or something.

    And use wonder chat up lines such as "If you were a bogie I'd pick you first" etc ;)
     
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    Twister. <ok>
     
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    Then get her really drunk, shout suprise first (then it doesn't count as rape). She'll thank you in the morning.
     
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  9. u408379965

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    Even better - Strip Twister. She's bound to lose if she's 6' 3". <ok>
     
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    Quidditch.
     
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  11. KingoStarr

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    Call her Butters then tell her to research the word that usually works
     
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  12. Geordie Gashead

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    Don't follow it up by flicking a bogie at her, though.

    Apparently it's "too immature".
     
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    As long as the film isn't something like 'human centipede' then DVD/cinema's probably a good shout...
     
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  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Thats bad Paco.

    Say if i saw you in a pub id ask you if youd like a drink in a second
     
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  15. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    quality
     
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  16. TheLittleGeordie

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    "Does this cloth smell of Chloroform to you?"
     
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    <applause>
     
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  18. Geordie Gashead

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    "I have haribo"
     
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    Also the line "I used to hate donkeys 'til I saw your ass" followed by an "EEE ORRR" in a stupid voice will guarentee to get you in... or a slap. One of the two.
     
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    <laugh> If I can rep you for this, I am going to.
     
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