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  1. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    I bet the other 4 weren't happy <whistle>
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Mar 6, 2011
  2. Paco Montoya

    Paco Montoya Well-Known Member

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    Well you never know, some girls may like it :p
     
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    Paco Montoya, Mar 6, 2011
  3. Geordie Gashead

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    Yeah I've never had one that enjoyed it either. Annoying.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    You'll LOVE the Sexy Poll.
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 6, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

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    That's with his heels on!
     
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  6. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    *cough*Sasha Grey*cough*....<whistle>
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Mar 6, 2011
  7. Samuel L Ameobi

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    Cheer up Tash, see it as an oppurtunity to share footwear.
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Mar 6, 2011
  8. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    The one I asked was from Swindon the one out of my league
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 6, 2011
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Looks like he's just slipped out of her vagina. Especially with the way his hair's shaped.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 6, 2011
  10. NUFCtomw362

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    Haha I know what you mean like, I have short hair and love rock/metal music as much as my long haired friends <laugh>

    Did you say you were 16 too?
     
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  11. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    Looks like she had a period on him!
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Mar 6, 2011
  12. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    I laughed out loud.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Mar 6, 2011
  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Tash if your shy txt her or email her
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 6, 2011
  14. KingoStarr

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    Im 17 mate will be 18 in the summer :)
     
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  15. Geordie Gashead

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    Tash, if you're gunna take her out, don't go to a fancy restaurant, they hate that. Burger King works well - KFC as well (girls like having to go elsewhere to find somewhere to sit).

    Turning up late and telling her looks like a bit of a tart is always a turn on as well.




    In unrelated news, I've never got to a second date.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Mar 6, 2011
  16. Son of a pitch

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    I was about to comment on the red bit in his hair haha.
     
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    Son of a pitch, Mar 6, 2011
  17. TheMightyToon

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    Nah thats a ****e way especially if your mates find out! Year 9 memories.....:(
     
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    TheMightyToon, Mar 6, 2011
  18. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    And he seems to like it as well, those Asians really are a crazy bunch!
     
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  19. Paco Montoya

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    Try and break free of the dreaded 'friend zone'
     
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    Don't think so, wandered into something awful this morning on our board and nearly had a coronary, I have even been looking for a different forum to join, got a bit spicey for me on here. Laughed at this thread though.
     
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