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Off Topic NSFW. Advice about women...

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  1. Wein14

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    <wah>:emoticon-0106-cryin<wah>:emoticon-0106-cryin<wah>:emoticon-0106-cryin

    Stop it! I'm the victim here!!! <wah>:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Wein14, Mar 9, 2011
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    If Tiote knew you were crying he'd do the same and use your tears as lube.
     
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    HAHA this got put as a sticky lmao - classic
     
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    Haven't been on here for a bit and can't be arsed to read through 11 pages. I was going to give some genuine advice but I'm guessing that ship has sailed.... can anyone catch me up on what makes this article worthy of a sticky?
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Read it.
     
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    Impossible to simply describe. Needs to all be read, page for page. You'll understand
     
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    Whoever just rep'd me for this...your comment just made me laugh! :D

    "The fact I read this out of context made it all the more funny!"

    Well done ha <ok>
     
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    Describing the thread cannot do it justice.
     
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  9. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    This. It needs to be read.
     
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    please log in to view this image


    I'm feeling rather overwhelmed.
     
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    Remember. Women are like clouds. When they **** off you have a nice day.
     
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  12. Wise James

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    O_O i cant beleive this is an actual real thread and not a wind up

    every women

    every man

    every sheep and dog

    is different

    therefore should be treated different, If you like somebody and want to take it somewere, Tell them how you feel, do what you think would make them happy or at least try.

    My advise, take no advise. except my advise
     
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    Wise James, Mar 10, 2011
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    Well you just took a bit of gloss off of the thread.
     
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    If you were really wise james you would have decided to write a rapey poem.
     
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    Can always repaint this wall ;)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Wise James

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    what something like

    Roses are grey
    violets ae grey
    im horny and colour blind
    wanna bunk up?

    that should get the ladies running after you, if not running away and you can grab them and use the following line

    "Blimey your fast, You nearly got away"
    ^
    |
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    Credit to jimmy carr for the line
     
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    Wise James, Mar 10, 2011
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    Roses are red
    Lemons are sour
    Open ur legs and give me an hour
     
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    Nobbys Trumpet, Mar 11, 2011
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'd rather seduce you
    Rohypnol will do
     
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    Mod Face, Mar 11, 2011
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'll take you in the back seat
    If not the boot will do.
     
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    Wein14, Mar 11, 2011
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