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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    The one you and TC have had a problem with.
     
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  2. beardface

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    <laugh>! Glorious Rape Thread.
     
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  3. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    If you seriously expect anybody to believe that you actually have friends away from the computer screen you're sat at...<laugh>
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Hatem Is A Geordie. I'd like to thank my Mother and my Father and all my friends for helping me to reach this historical milestone. You have no idea how much it means to me and how proud I am to have shared these magical moments with you all ................ blah blah blan etc etc.
     
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  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Blimey AB your past 1,500
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Yes I noticed, I'm not supposed to get a round of drinks in or anything for it am I?
     
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  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    No, but for 2000 we expect an open bar!
     
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  8. beardface

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    Its a round every 500, so 3 rounds. <cheers>
     
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  9. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    On a serious note, if this girl has issues about her height that she can't let go of, then you've got to take her mind off it.
    Your best bet is probably to cut her face.
    Just watch how quickly she forgets about her gigantism with a 6 inch scar down her cheek.
    You can thank me later.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I think you and me must be doing something wrong GRB, I've got 1,507 posts and 3,942 points and you have 1,216 posts and 3,543 points. Some people have over 5 points per post.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Thanks for that info Jose. <ale><ale><ale> here's your three now in case I don't see you at any of the games.
     
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  12. Son of a pitch

    Son of a pitch Active Member

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    Alternatively... legs + chainsaw = problem solved
     
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  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    I have no idea what goes on with the point system

    Them tags rhym
    tash got gash
    ,tash has a lad,
    tash has a lass,
    tash's dash for gash,
     
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  14. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Neither, I guess my points go up for posts, but mine seem to go up quicker than some people's for some reason.
     
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  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Reckon its how many friends you got aswell
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    tash has a lass,
    ____________

    She's a big lass she's a bonnie lass and she likes hor beor, and they call her .............. ( best not give that info away ) and I wish she was heor.
     
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  17. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone have an idea what they stand for and my word Tash's been busy again, well done m8.
     
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  18. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Maybe, i've got 12, so not that much, oh well, i'm not complaining.
     
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  19. beardface

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    I'd guess you get it for posting, rep, friends, articles etc. All the stuff you are listed for under the experience tab when you look at your own profile thing <ok>.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    You've got over 4 per post Hatem.
     
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