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  1. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    There's a Czech (I think) word which translates as 'Someone who gets sexually aroused wiping their arse'...

    I'll try to find it, but probably won't be able to.
     
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  2. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    That reminds me of another term I like...

    "Sultan of broon eye"

    Only works for Geordies!
     
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  3. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    For some reason calling somebody a 'dildo' makes me laugh every single time.
     
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  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Smeghead. Ah Red Dwarf
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    I remember in English we were reading a Shakespeare play and I had to read:

    "There stands Dido with a willow in her hand"

    I said:

    "There stands Widow with a dildo in her gland"

    I was a tad embarrassed when I registered what I'd said.
     
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  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Fave expletive from Rude Kid in Viz: "soapy tit ****" which I now use as a generic term for anything that pisses me off
     
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  7. SirBR

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    Sperm Burp is a more inventive way of calling someone a cock sucker :D

    Love a good off the cuff filthy insult
     
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  8. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    I like hyphenated swearwords:

    ****-stain, cum-bubble, ****-glove!

    I am also a fan of using 'Cloverfield' when talking about big ugly girls..."Here Cloverfield, who the **** asked you?!?!"
     
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  9. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    Haha brilliant. I went to see a performance of Hamlet(?) with school and the guy in the play said 'dildo' by accident. A guy in the audience had a stroke as well, that was an eventful trip i tell you.
     
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  10. SirBR

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    That's just reminded me, the other morning I was watching SSN and one of the female presenters was on about horse racing and the condition of the course.

    She described it as "Good to Sperm" which she quickly corrected to "Good to Firm" <laugh> I laughed out loud, then had to make up a half arse excuse when my son asked what I was laughing at.
     
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    My top three are;

    -****wit
    -****ycuntflaps
    -Gunt (describing someone as a fat ladies lower stomach is an timeless classic)
     
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    ****lips
     
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    pissflaps
     
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  14. Aldridge_Prior

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    "You ****ing clit!"


    Always makes me chuckle.
     
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    Dickweed
     
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    Berk. Short for Berkeley Hunt which is cockney rhyming slang for ****. :D
     
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    Love it when you talk dirty AG.
     
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    For when someone is doing something particularly irritating: "Look at that Douche-baggery". Also, if you shout this in a posh accent, it gets a laugh.
     
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  19. Tino's Drunken Monkey

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    Porridge gobbler - a male who starts doing the deed with a friend's ex after an indecently short period following the breakup.

    So called because he may conceivably be eating his friend's oats.
     
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  20. Tino's Drunken Monkey

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    Beef curtains.
     
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