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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Jul 12, 2023.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Would you like to buy some?
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    People turning this into a humans are the real villains thread

    There's plenty of **** 80s movies which make this point better

    So stfu Munson you fat slag

    Anyway

    Bears are scarier than Crocs, Crocs are scary if you paddle out into a lake and fish with your hands

    A bear just charges you for no ****ing rhyme or reason because you're 10 miles away from it's cubs and it's on one

    They're absolutely ****ing massive and ruthless
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    Definitely not eaten one of them.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Don't mention flies - or zips - it makes GG feel nausious as he remembers the trauma he endured.
     
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  5. ToonArmy1892

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    I'd bottle it.
     
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  6. Magdad

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    Gators really good
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    Slags are good.
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Not fat ones tho
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    Worse than crocodiles
     
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