Whats so amusing about how Sgt Wilson speaks? As a Home Counties lad from the Thames Valley it is how I speak all of the time. By the way the people from Southampton tend to call their city Samton. I've always wanted the football results read out in such a way that each club's name is said in the way that the local people say it. This seems to be something the BBC do with Newcastle but not for any other place.
Not wanting to start a row, well not really anyway. I always used to love muff diving until getting posted to Gosport and visiting Ports'muff' regularly.