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Allo. I was suffering in Spain once. Was over there for a week and for two of the days I was there I didn't get laid once. It was horrible.
I’m sorry to hear that darlin’. They’re usually very welcoming to er...liberal? young ladies like yourself.
If you're offering them I'm buying. I can stretch to a tenner once my wife gets home and lends me a twenty (I'll need a kebab before and after). Slurp.