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Captainchaos.

Captainchaos.

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Given all the recent rip threads lately I found myself thinking if I die you guys won't know, so I came up with a solution.

If I'm not on here for anymore than 31days I'm dead basically.

If I'm dead I'd like to have 2-1 home 2-1 away repeated for every prediction game just to ensure I'm victorious for eternity, I'm in and I'd like to vote tobes for every lynch vote in all Mafia games, and I'd like nothing more than a normal level of excitement to be endeavoured across this board if Newcastle united are doing well.

That's my will

Can I have yours because I'll probably live longer than anyone
 
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Captainchaos. said:
Given all the recent rip threads lately I found myself thinking if I die you guys won't know, so I came up with a solution.

If I'm not on here for anymore than 31days I'm dead basically.

If I'm dead I'd like to have 2-1 home 2-1 away repeated for every prediction game just to ensure I'm victorious for eternity, I'm in and I'd like to vote tobes for every lynch vote in all Mafia games, and I'd like nothing more than a normal level of excitement to be endeavoured across this board if Newcastle united are doing well.

That's my will

Can I have yours because I'll probably live longer than anyone
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Can I please have your muesli collection? It will go to a very good home where it will be well looked after. <ok>
 
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Captainchaos. said:
Given all the recent rip threads lately I found myself thinking if I die you guys won't know, so I came up with a solution.

If I'm not on here for anymore than 31days I'm dead basically.

If I'm dead I'd like to have 2-1 home 2-1 away repeated for every prediction game just to ensure I'm victorious for eternity, I'm in and I'd like to vote tobes for every lynch vote in all Mafia games, and I'd like nothing more than a normal level of excitement to be endeavoured across this board if Newcastle united are doing well.

That's my will

Can I have yours because I'll probably live longer than anyone
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Can you leave me your points from the Prediction League? Doubt Nev will have this updated before you go so just let him know what percentage you will beqeath me.
 
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Captainchaos. said:
Given all the recent rip threads lately I found myself thinking if I die you guys won't know, so I came up with a solution.

If I'm not on here for anymore than 31days I'm dead basically.

If I'm dead I'd like to have 2-1 home 2-1 away repeated for every prediction game just to ensure I'm victorious for eternity, I'm in and I'd like to vote tobes for every lynch vote in all Mafia games, and I'd like nothing more than a normal level of excitement to be endeavoured across this board if Newcastle united are doing well.

That's my will

Can I have yours because I'll probably live longer than anyone
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Apart from shrinking your balls and making you a tetchy ****er, steroids can also make you quite prone to a heart attack. Are you not worried? Yes, muesli will make you **** tree trunks, but it's not going to reverse the adverse affects of the 'roids.
 
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Apart from shrinking your balls and making you a tetchy ****er, steroids can also make you quite prone to a heart attack. Are you not worried? Yes, muesli will make you **** tree trunks, but it's not going to reverse the adverse affects of the 'roids.
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If you **** tree trunks then you you're bound to get 'roids.
 
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Apart from shrinking your balls and making you a tetchy ****er, steroids can also make you quite prone to a heart attack. Are you not worried? Yes, muesli will make you **** tree trunks, but it's not going to reverse the adverse affects of the 'roids.
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Plus bitch tit is a know side effect.
 
General Lee Speaking said:
Apart from shrinking your balls and making you a tetchy ****er, steroids can also make you quite prone to a heart attack. Are you not worried? Yes, muesli will make you **** tree trunks, but it's not going to reverse the adverse affects of the 'roids.
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No not really because I'm convinced all death is unpleasant to say the very least. I could could get into my car or any car tomorrow and get crushed into a crumpled heap, still be alive and then burn to death
 
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