Look I'm sorry but there are a few more figures that don't add up. There is no way that I can come last every month. I have an Engineering degree, I've followed football for 40 years, every week I consider the form of the teams playing, I factor in who's injured, who's in form, the angle of the sun, is it their birthday, are they playing in their favoured position, how long is the grass, which way is the wind blowing, when did they last have sex and in what position, are their mothers at the match, are their wives tweeting about their performance, are they seeking a move to Liverpool, does Roy Hodgson think they play for Man Utd? Am I over thinking it?
