NOT606 memorable moments

When the bairn comes up one weekend and we are ready, I'm just going to give her mam a call saying the bairn doesn't want to go back so she's staying here. I've got as much rights as her. She's going to be 13 in January, it's down to what the bairn wants now, so her mam would have to take me to court to get custody but she'll be wasting her time because the judge will let the bairn go wherever she wants at that age.

 

I've found the most tragic thread in the history of not606

https://www.not606.com/threads/liam-gallagher-will-quit-if-his-album-flops.351422/#post-10899336

 

Who is the most tragic, the manc **** or hiag for that thread?

 

It's always HIAG.

 

Fixed.

 

What's even more tragic, is that is not even anywhere near being HIAG's most tragic thread.

There are way too many to choose from, but some of the highlights have to be the avatar welch, vegas-gate, the time Stan handed HIAG's arse to him on the property thread, calling the old bill and the 'I'm off' meltdown thread after brb made him cry

 

Crash no insurance gate was a hoot.

 

I think that sorry episode was at the end of Vegas-gate. After making a tit of himself about the helicopter landing on the roof of his hotel and not knowing that Vegas wasn't in California, he had a meltdown.

He then tried to deflect the piss taking by inventing a story to try and get some sympathy ... and ****ed that up too

 

2 kids aged 6, 12 and 15 gate.

 

AA dropping them off on the verge after the car was written off and they were lucky to survive after being crushed underneath an articulated truck-gate.

 

Replacing the crushed old Peugeot with a Rover 25.....but then buying a brand new Merc from a dealer, or was it a second hand one off a 'mate' who had his own company.........

 

Gate...you missed gate offf.

Fondness for disney gate.

 

#Walkingdeadgate

 

The ambulances were called but they were all ok just shaken but all suffered serious whiplash the next day.

 

Oh yeah the ambulance turned up at the Service station had a quick skeg and ****ed off

 

That was real comedy gold mate but he only spun the story to deflect the roasting he was getting about Vegas.

 

I'm still incredulous that you guys are discussing a fictional character as if HIAG is real.

 

No more or less than any of us, of course...

 

Haig is just a name with a sad arsehole behind it.

 

That's all it takes Mr Marks, I bet 80% of your posts are directed at him. You even respond to him when he has got you on ignore.