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Pinky rings all round!

Mind you, we had a choice of 2 luxury items not 101.

 

The mags were in a brown paper unidentifiable parcel so only counts as 1 item

 

I'd bring a big roll of stainless steel wire to use for making shelters with and an endless box of matches for fires and those who smoke weed but forgot to bring anything to light the spliffs with
Job I would do, mmmm think be the pyromaniac.

 

I that case I'll bring a few thousand items in a crate.

 

but them have to be of the same ilk

 

Ok, I'll pack a shipping container with a few 1000 ounces of weed. The container will go on to be my house.

 

luxury items a spatula and a penny whistle - job wise Oshiya assistant

 

Forgot about this thread, sat here pissing myself.

Looks like we've got a decent crew but nobody has volunteered to clean the dunny yet so camp gonna stank!

 

I'll bring a load of tattie sets as we will need loads of chips to go with all this fish we are catching, the luxury item would be a posh deep fish Fryer that only needs a spoonful of oil cause there might be a shortage of oil.

 

Well we've got Pigs, Guiness and Kelly Brook on this Island, so I don't see why not!

 

Someone must bring some fibre optic cable and a sky dish surely??

Regardless of being stuck in the middle of nowhere we won't want to miss 7 in a row now would we?!?

 

Luxury item... A really big knife.

Job... Lone survivor.

 

a football, and
a beer pipeline, shipping fresh pilsner to my bar on the beach, cooled by the ocean.

 

No girly drinks allowed Nordic.

Guinness already owns monopoly rights on this island !!

You can still run the bar though.

 

You can stick that ****e where the sun dont shine.
Im gonna stick to Billys potent coconut and bannana wine. Then raid Kinkys porn shack while he.s out chasing madagascan lemurs for a mating session.

 

Is Crumble gonna bring his hairy brother in law wife?

 

I hope you get bummed by a silverback.

There's no I in team pal.

 

I think I'll be laying claim to Kelly Brook once she gets wind of my Imperial Leather.

 

There's a knife in the team and the silverback.

 

Once she gets a whiff of bacon sarny she won't even see you lot!

And I just happen to know she loves black nectar! She'll be gagging for my guinness and then gagging on something else