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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 15, 2022.

  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    An on switch timer
     
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    Not sure how to approach this.
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    A dinghy and a case of beer
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

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    A set of clippers .

    To get rid of that bloody ponytail .
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    A taxi for Ward Prowse to Newcastle
     
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    Are we allowed to reply ?


    yes I know I just have , but you know what I mean !
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Nothing says you can’t
     
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    Sorry .

    Have to go pick up all my toys , back later :emoticon-0183-swear
     
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    A pack of tissues for Twattenhutl to wipe his salty tears away
     
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    An inflatable Hatem Ben Arfa doll - obviously fully inflated for realism.
     
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    PrtScn Button
     
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    Screenshot notification
     
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    Rachel Rileys used and soiled menstrual knickers
     
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    An appreciation of what it requires to be a decent left-back
     
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    Low blow, man, low blow.

    I'd give you a jar of actual mustard mayonnaise. Partly because you'd enjoy it, but mainly because you've single-handedly ruined it for me you sick b@stard.
     
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