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  1. Obi Wan

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    Anti-aging cream
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 16, 2022
  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    A Doctor’s appointment for the fat lip and bloody nose he’ll have shortly.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    his lost bus pass
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 16, 2022
  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    A chest of drawers with a bigger sock drawer
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    An electronic organiser
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 17, 2022
  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Shelvey(is a ****)'s head on a spike.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 17, 2022
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    A hosepipe and a towel
     
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    boxheed, Jun 17, 2022
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    A normal head.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 17, 2022
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    A normal body
     
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    upload_2022-6-17_11-5-58.jpeg
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    A prawn sandwich
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 17, 2022
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A labour party membership (if he hasn't got one).
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 17, 2022
  13. Obi Wan

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    A special lock to keep Pouchy out of Albert's bedroom when he's away.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 17, 2022
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    a years subscription to weight watchers.

    although you constantly watch your weight.


    Shoot up.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 17, 2022
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    A pair of I :emoticon-0152-heart Boris underpants
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 18, 2022
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    An unruly pupil
     
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    Rudekid, Jun 18, 2022
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    A new sky dish
     
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    A doctor’s note excusing the bearer from buying his round
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Jun 18, 2022
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    I hate it when people buy you presents you already have.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jun 19, 2022
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  20. Rudekid

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    ^^^^
    Unrealistic expectations
     
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    Rudekid, Jun 19, 2022
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