No, you weren't. You did however post your question on an open forum. Sounds like I hit a nerve, though. Are you a little chunky, per chance?
Yes, that's it. You've sussed me. You can tell what I look like by what I type. Well done to you, ****o.
She probably is. That banana is there to remind her to start eating more healthily. As well as trying to stay off the cock, however hard it may be. (No pun intended.)
Why are you trying to get in with her? Granted shes a slut but you are called Toby for ****s sake. You are bound to love cock in and around the gob.