Not606 F1 Championship Season 5, Round 4 [China]

Hot off the back of big controversy we arrive in Shanghai!

Just who was red bull 'china fuel?

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Previously on the way-out Wacky Races:

Blubber Bando in his Arkansas Chuggabug took an emphatic win in Bahrain despite his coal-fire, liquor-enhanced stove engine coming under scrutiny, and was closely followed by the Slag Brothers Road and Runner in their Boulder Mobile. The start was very eventful - EternalRedMax in his CrimsonHaybailer stalled on the line! And why not, he was chained to a post by shifty DHDastardly - who shifted into the wrong gear, but still came away with third! Penelope Montoya led part of the race but pulled over to give her Compact Pussycat another coat of pink paint and there was nothing between her and Professor LampShading's Convert-a-Car for fourth and fifth. SgtBlastji in the Army Surplus Special tried opening fire on the AntHill Shogs for sixth, but their Bulletproof Bomb is, well, bulletproof. JonnyBawstooth lumbered his Buzzwagon around for his first points of the season while the Creepy Coupe of the reigning champ Gruesome Fred!some struggled with actual gremlins attacking his car. Unfortunately, Caesar Perfect's Turbo Terrific was anything but terrific, limping to the line with once again, absolutely everything going wrong with his car.

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[TD]#[/TD]
[TD]Team[/TD]
[TD]Driver[/TD]
[TD]No.#[/TD]
[TD]AUS[/TD]
[TD]MAL[/TD]
[TD]BAH[/TD]
[TD]CHN[/TD]
[TD]SPA[/TD]
[TD]MON[/TD]
[TD]CAN[/TD]
[TD]ATR[/TD]
[TD]GBR[/TD]
[TD]GERx2[/TD]
[TD]Total[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD]RoadRunner[/TD]
[TD]#42[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]58[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]7[/TD]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD]El_Bando[/TD]
[TD]#38[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]42[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD]DHCanary[/TD]
[TD]#6[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]37[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]3[/TD]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD]BrightLampShade[/TD]
[TD]#14[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]36[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD]Lotus[/TD]
[TD]Shogs[/TD]
[TD]#69[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]34[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD]Paco Montoya[/TD]
[TD]#3[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]30[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD]Julius Caesar[/TD]
[TD](#4)[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]23[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD]SgtBhaji[/TD]
[TD]#5[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]20[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]9[/TD]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD]EternalMSC[/TD]
[TD]#7[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD]Di Fredsta[/TD]
[TD]#1[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]11[/TD]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD]JonnyBaws[/TD]
[TD](#10)[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD]Lotus[/TD]
[TD]-[/TD]
[TD]-[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]0[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TR]
[TD]#[/TD]
[TD]Team[/TD]
[TD]AUS[/TD]
[TD]MAL[/TD]
[TD]BAH[/TD]
[TD]CHN[/TD]
[TD]SPA[/TD]
[TD]MON[/TD]
[TD]CAN[/TD]
[TD]ATR[/TD]
[TD]GBR[/TD]
[TD]GERx2[/TD]
[TD]Total[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]22[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]62[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]31[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]62[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]43[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]11[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]59[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]3[/TD]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]44[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]11[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]17[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]42[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[TD]Lotus[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]34[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

Race Start Condition:

Seeing as this is China, the race will start when you post "Finish" plus the name of the driver that qualifies in lucky number 8th position at the end of qualifying as well as his time correct to two decimal places! If no-one sets a time for 8th position, simply post the name of the driver that finishes qualifying in 8th. Failure to identify the correct driver or the correct time to two decimal places will result in an instantaneous DNF and editing your post is not allowed.

Examples:

Hamilton 1:34.109
Rosberg 1:34.168
Vettel 1:34.677
Ricciardo 1:34.732
Bottas 1:34.996
Alonso 1:35.323
Button 1:35.401
Raikkonen 1:35.518
Massa 1:35.933
Magnussen No Time Set

Finish - Raikkonen 1:35.52

Hamilton 1:34.109
Rosberg 1:34.168
Vettel 1:34.677
Ricciardo 1:34.732
Bottas 1:34.996
Alonso 1:35.323
Button 1:35.401
Raikkonen No Time Set
Massa No Time Set
Magnussen No Time Set

Finish - Raikkonen

 

nice write up

 

Finish - Hulkenberg 1:56.37

 

Finish - Hulkenberg 1:56.37

 

These aren't in favour of whoever runs them. Honest!

 

Where is everybody?... I mean in general?

 

Perhaps someone's taking the Mafia games a bit too seriously....

 

Finish - Hulkenberg 1:56.37

 

As if I'm 4th haha

Finish - Hulkenberg 1:56.37

 

Should have read the race conditions...

Finish - Hulkenberg 1:56.37

 

Oh... And I think I should be in the Arkansas Chugabug.

 

Finish - Hulkenberg 1:56.37

Damn

 

Finish - Hulk - 1:56.37

 

Finish - Hulk - 1:56.37

 

Finish - Hulkenberg 1:56.37

 

I think my title defense is going terrifically. Couldn't be happier with it!

 

Finish Hulk 1:56:37

 

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[TR]
[TD]Team[/TD]
[TD]Driver[/TD]
[TD]No.#[/TD]
[TD]AUS[/TD]
[TD]MAL[/TD]
[TD]BAH[/TD]
[TD]CHN[/TD]
[TD]SPA[/TD]
[TD]MON[/TD]
[TD]CAN[/TD]
[TD]ATR[/TD]
[TD]GBR[/TD]
[TD]GERx2[/TD]
[TD]Total[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD]RoadRunner[/TD]
[TD]#42[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]83[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD]El_Bando[/TD]
[TD]#38[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]60[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lotus[/TD]
[TD]Shogs[/TD]
[TD]#69[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]46[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD]DHCanary[/TD]
[TD]#6[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]43[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD]Julius Caesar[/TD]
[TD](#4)[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]38[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD]BrightLampShade[/TD]
[TD]#14[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]36[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD]Paco Montoya[/TD]
[TD]#3[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]32[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD]SgtBhaji[/TD]
[TD]#5[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]10[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]30[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD]EternalMSC[/TD]
[TD]#7[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD]Di Fredsta[/TD]
[TD]#1[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]1[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]2[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]11[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD]JonnyBaws[/TD]
[TD](#10)[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]4[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lotus[/TD]
[TD]-[/TD]
[TD]-[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]0[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

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[TR]
[TD]Team[/TD]
[TD]AUS[/TD]
[TD]MAL[/TD]
[TD]BAH[/TD]
[TD]CHN[/TD]
[TD]SPA[/TD]
[TD]MON[/TD]
[TD]CAN[/TD]
[TD]ATR[/TD]
[TD]GBR[/TD]
[TD]GERx2[/TD]
[TD]Total[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mclaren[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]22[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]29[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]91[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Minardi[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]25[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]6[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]31[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]28[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]90[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Williams[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]5[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]43[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]11[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]15[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]74[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mercedes[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]11[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]17[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]56[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Ferrari[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]14[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]3[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]47[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lotus[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]18[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]8[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]12[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="align: right"]46[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

Anybody want THE HONOURS (and pretty much guaranteed victory) of the Spanish grand prix? also Austria, Great Britain and Germany up for grabs

 

Bump.