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Off Topic ***NOT606 End of the year awards 2017***

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Dec 13, 2017.

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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Allow me to translate.

    ‘I nip in and stir the **** now and then’
     
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    NSIS, Dec 20, 2017
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Funniest thing about the 'Pded' is HIAG fookin the name up on another of his attention seeking threads <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 20, 2017
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... fook me ... It's Gary Glitter <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 20, 2017
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What did I win?
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 20, 2017
  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Lifetime supply of French Fancies but only the brown ones.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 20, 2017
  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ffs I hate those ****ers.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 20, 2017
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Need a new category for 'most likely to confuse female genitalia with shellfish'

    @Hoddle Is A God
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 21, 2017
  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Crab ala Catalana?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Dec 21, 2017
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  9. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Can we have a category for weirdest ****ing threat I've ever seen?

    "I tried to cut mine out of my life and it worked for a while but now he talks about me in tags - those things at the bottom. He seems to see me as a substitute for a wife. I think he's really jealous of my wife. He might start standing outside my house soon. I bet it takes ages before the police and health professionals agree to lock him up. They usually waste their time advising him to have a normal life but he is convinced they dont understand. He wants a life with me. Nothing is better than thinking about me 24 hours a day. If I see a creep standing outside I may pretend to go somewhere and then come back and blow my nose and put the tissue in the bin and watch from inside and see if he rushes over to retrieve it out of the bin. That will give him some relief for a few weeks. If Ula gets too creeped out by him I'll put some poison on a tissue and that will be the end of him. "Died for love". It takes all sorts I suppose." - petersaxton
     
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    DerekTheMole, Dec 21, 2017
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The Saxpest at his most awesomeness <laugh> ... at least it will teach Greggs not to give a free glass of mulled wine with every pie purchased in future <ok>
     
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  11. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    A weekend with Filberto. Should be a scream mate, a 59 year old trying to be funny!!!
     
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    pieguts, Dec 21, 2017
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    **** that. I'm out.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 21, 2017
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Tough mate, you won that **** fair and square :bandit:
     
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    Libby, Dec 21, 2017
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Ungrateful ****
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 21, 2017
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  15. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Was offered corporate tickets for tomorrow nights game. Unfortunately can't make it...gutted
     
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    pieguts, Dec 21, 2017
  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You were or Sky was ?
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 21, 2017
  17. pieguts

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    Me mate. Scaffolding company I have been using this year offered a couple of tickets.
     
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    pieguts, Dec 21, 2017
  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Can't you blow off whatever else you had on ? Should be a great game and a nice treat to go corporate <ok>
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 21, 2017
  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sitting anywhere in the Emirates bar the away end is like sitting in corporate tbh.
     
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    Libby, Dec 21, 2017
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  20. pieguts

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    Wish I could, but not to be. Never been to the Emirates and like you say, corporate would have been icing on the cake.
    The same scaffolding company has 4 tickets for the London lounge at West Ham. It's semi corporate, you don't get all the X's (you have to pay for food and drink). When I said I couldn't do tomorrow he offered me Saturday, West Ham verses Newcastle. Can't do that either as we always go to the pantomime!!
     
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    pieguts, Dec 21, 2017
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