Imagine staying with pud you'd be starving the next morning with fatty bum bum eating everything on your plate after he finished his own, his Mrs, and the kids
That is very nice of him. I'll text him now just to confirm he's okay with that. Yip, he said he'll book my flights.
Can i be the **** sat alone in the corner, who no **** speaks to, then at the end of the night decides to do a random full monty 'you can lave your hat on' routine, only to be laughed at, but the burds feel sorry for, and get to leave with a sympathy shag.?
Am in I'll make sure the missus is on nightshift that night, so we can all pile back to mine and pretend it's Coocaddens.
**** But what if i said, i speak Thai very well, then i'm sure you will agree on myself coming over, and getting some Asian chicks on a table...There has to be plenty of Asian chicks in Scotland. But be warned, no money, no honey.