Paddy & Murphy are in a pub when a women starts choking. As she starts to go blue Paddy rushes over & goes behind her, whips up her skirt, pulls her knickers down & runs his tongue up & down between the cheeks of her arse! The horrified woman gasps & spits out the food. Murphy says "well done Paddy i've heard of the hind lick manouvre but that's the 1st time i've seen it done!!"
Many years ago when I worked for a major insurance company, one of my more senior colleagues used to spend most of his working day walking round the office with a handful of bulky files, talking to people, and looking extremely busy !!