Jesus ****ing Christ on a bike. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/celtic-couple-tie-the-knot-1.273380
I was hoping for God, or the son thereof, moving in mysterious ways on a BMX or somesuch contraption. Very disappointing. Though, in all fairness, flowing robes or crucifixion nails can make it quite tricky to achieve a 180 out of the half-pipe.