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Match Day Thread Not going out to watch the Toon vs Huddersfield match thread....with a Christmas twist!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Dec 14, 2018.

  1. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    It’s absolute trash. Really is. They don’t want the ball, don’t know what to do with it, no runs, no gameplay. It’s as bad as I’ve seen this season, Cardiff-like.
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Atsu surely has to be one of the worst players to ever play for us.
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    What the **** is the plan here? Defend? When we get the ****ing ball we can’t wait to give it back. What the **** is Diame doing out there?????
     
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  4. Lord Jonjomort

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    The entire team is embarrassing. Why am I even watching this toss?
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Did you see his pass to... erm... no-one there.

    I am gobsmacked. Worst effortless performance I have seen. Have they just agreed before the game to play out a nil nil draw!
     
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  6. Lord Jonjomort

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    Huddersfield, who never score, will score in this match.
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    Ki and diame getting annihilated in cm
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    That was the most boring half of football ever seen. No one wants the ball. No one is making any space. No one is moving. There is no game plan other than to just not concede.

    Has Rafa really just sent them out to just not concede.

    I am absolutely shocked at that effort.
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    I'm hoping they had the wind something
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I am please you didn's say Atsu because he is basically just not there. I mean he has done absolutely nothing whatsoever.
    Your right though.

    Surely we might as well have a go at them.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    That's his plan most weeks
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

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    If I was in charge, I’d have Atsu, Diame and Kenedy hooked. It’s only a shame we can’t make 6 or 7 subs. The only hope is they’re that bad because they know their time stealing a living at this club is almost up.

    Kenedy is trying to replicate his Cardiff stats. Atsu looks like a poor mans Ali Dia. Diame is a poor mans Atsu. Ki looks like he’s running through sand at times, back three are all over the shop, and this alleged connection between Perez/Rondon is like an oil spill/marine wildlife combination.
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    Tbf he's an attacking player he needs playing in from inside he's actually had one moment unlike The rest
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

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    No way it's easier to fix in theory

    The issue is in the middle but we don't have anyone else in thst role on.the bench

    We're ****ed
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    Bring on Ritchie and Joselu <laugh>
     
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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Just popped onto the forum to see what you guys were making of the match today.
    Guess who’s wishing she hadn’t bothered?
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    Go 4 3 3 gotta do something this isn't going to work
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

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    Theresa May?
     
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  19. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    That’s funny
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    I'd bring on Ritchie,Muto and Dummet,game for the taking but Rafa wants a draw,you just know if they score that's it or it'll be too late.
    Bet Hayden comes on first.
     
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