Yeah mate Sunday League, unfortunately Strikers with a knack for goal were few and far between at that time in Darlington. My weight meant I was never going to play in the top division where all the decent strikers went. So it was quite frustrating. I'm quite a simple player, use my strength to hold on to the ball for the right pass. Love strikers with good movement, we had those, but they were **** at finishing. Read you on about your golden boot awards, Wish we'd had a striker like you, I'd have had way more assists to my name.
My pride and joy mate . I actually got banned by the league for not returning it. **** that wasn't giving it up for love nor money. In the end we compromised and I payed for a replacement trophy and that lifted my ban. It's been about 5 years now since I've played so think the young whipper snappers could have me for pace now!
GK -- Shafiq: His Taliban beard will keep the ball out CB -- Shafiq's wife: Her Taliban beard will put Strikers off CB -- Shafiq again: The stale curry on his breath will break down most things including attacks Midfield --Shafiq again: Not a great choice here as he can only pass it towards Mecca Midfield --Shafiq's Wife again: She creates space because she wipes her arse with her bare hands then prepares food, Who wants to go near that? Striker -- Shafiq: With his spicy moves and off meat. Manager -- Shafiq: He can order a curry like nobody's business so will have no problem ordering his players around Physio -- Bri, because nobody wants Shafiq's **** stained bandages soaked in ****. Oh and f**k off.
An alternative 6 a side team. All seem to have disappeared, but quite a formidable team in their day. Mackemsrule Cyprussyd Danny 56 Talc Dorset Shameless.
Got to say I'm with you here. I get a bit bored of it as time after time the same few are mentioned when in reality there's a lot of decent posters about.
Why not mate, they are many a good one, but... Icould nane several.. Shat tiurban heed Big chris big down under bill of ? loads man/
