I had to move to a different country to find a wife to reverse the generations of inbreeding... The further from Norwich the better. You'll be surprised how useful the extra digits on every one of my hands are.
His ignore list is so long, I wonder if he sometimes sits looking at his phone wondering why noone has posted anything for three weeks.
First time I went to Old Trafford I stood on a Chocolate Eclair someone had dropped.. Strange world isn't it..
I've won a lot of money betting on Norwich games. There's usually a few late goals. Watching with interest with my wallet open.