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Match Day Thread Norwich City v Leeds Utd

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Aug 23, 2018.

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Scoreline: Norwich City v Leeds Utd (2 votes each)

Poll closed Aug 25, 2018.
  1. 0-0

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. 1-1

    10.0%
  3. 2-2 or higher

    0 vote(s)
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  4. Norwich by 1

    0 vote(s)
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  5. Leeds by 1

    65.0%
  6. Norwich by 2

    5.0%
  7. Leeds by 2

    35.0%
  8. Norwich by 3 or more

    5.0%
  9. Leeds by 3 or more

    5.0%
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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Good morning Leeds boys.

    Right today's game, we sold our best players for quite a lot of money as we blew our prem and parachute money on dog **** like Steven Naismith on £50k a week brought in a Dortmund B team coach and expected him to replicate what Huddersfield did.
    He has bought so many cheap Germans in that we now struggle to field a squad with the min amount of British born or trained players .
    Most are crap to average but a few are looking ok.
    Last season was dull as **** with nearly every game ending 1-0 or 0-0 and one i
    of the most tedious in my lifetime .

    This season we have brought in an Icelandic striker for free called Pukki who is already getting goals and Jordan Rhodes on loan who has bagged a few too our best player is a little Cuban born German speaking winger called Hernandez that plays like Huckerby in his prime dribbling on the wings getting crosses in and scoring.

    We are scoring for fun but now we can't defend for **** resulting in just one win.

    Leeds however have got off to a flyer and looking like World beaters if you don't choke this may be your season.

    I would say you guys are favourite today but I wouldn't rule out a mental scoreline like 4-3 either way today and I doubt it will be boring to watch .
     
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  2. southernwhite

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    Good morning everyone
    Hi Duncan
    Thx for your input,one thing is for sure whilst Bielsa's in charge no matter what the result,it will always be a cracking game,like you we can score goals,but tend to concede all to easily,which makes for a great watch,tend to agree could be a high scorer this one, but in our favore.:emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  3. wakeybreakyheart

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    Read bbc match summary and looks like they ground the win out playing boring football.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    One word of warning.
    We have a cunning plan to immasculate the opposition at Carrow Road.
    Delia painted the away dressing room in fuchsia pink and as a result Preston reportedly spent half time giving each other sack crack and back waxes arguing about who has the best Gucci man bag and posting pouting selfies on Instagram.
     
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  5. wakeybreakyheart

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    We are in the pink so suits us today.rather think it will not bother us one bit.
    As i understand it came the the USA and you must have got a job lot end of line .reckon thats all you could afford after blowing all your money on shyte.one thing though is it matt or silk ?.
     
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  6. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    That won’t affect our team, most of them do that already
     
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  7. southernwhite

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    <laugh> Would agree with that last season,but so far this season they seemed to have maned up a bit :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  8. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    Just trying to give our Narrrritch friends some hope
     
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  9. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    Bookies seem to think Norwich favourites
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Unless it escaped your attention we think it's a ridiculous gimmick too and probably only fires up the opposition even more.




    Or does it ?


    Double reverse psychology and we are probably getting ad revenue from Dulux. :cheesy:


    I'm going for Norwich 3 Leeds 2 with 3 penalties in the game and a red card.
     
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  11. 2 pennth

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    Why
    As the away team we are your guests, you should be honoured to have us visit, painting the away dressing room pink shows a complete lack of respect on your part and a lack of class.
    There was talk of having ours decorated for your visit, I think the colours mentioned were a yellowish brown or a right sh--y colour.
    However Bielsa said no " we don't have to stoop to such pathetic underhanded methods to get a good result."
    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    We didn't paint it for one game you plum it was actually painted some time last year.

    You do seem to believe the entire World revolves around Leeds still <laugh>

    It's not disrespectful it's a stupid psychology experiment stolen from the NFL as pink is supposed to lower testosterone.
    We won't be painting over it for the next game mate :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  13. wakeybreakyheart

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    yes phillips has a lovely mane.:1980_boogie_down:
     
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  14. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    Good to see the mutual respect and politeness has broken down quickly.

    Is this the moment to mention 6 fingers?
     
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    It does
     
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    You have got it completely wrong.
    First of all the World does revolve round Leeds I know I live in Leeds.
    Didn't say you just had it painted for our visit, I intimated it showed a lack of class and disrespectful towards all your away visitors.
    I also suggested we considered a one off change in colour for your visit only.
    At least you agree it is a stupid idea may come back and bite you in the bum.<laugh><laugh>
     
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    No twos good enough No of goals we win by.
     
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    So I'll put it down for a 0.0.......:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    The Brighton side have the home dressing rooms in pink<diva>
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    In all honesty I don't even bother posting on the other team boards threads but over the years I have enjoyed a bit of a laugh with you guys and would be happy to see you lot go up again .

    The people that run your club seem like a pretty ****ty lot but you are good fans and always make tons of noise at away games .
     
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