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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 16, 2020.

  1. Fox Mulder

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    I nearly killed someone brake testing them for that.. Lol
     
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    I hired a Mustang with the big 5l V8 engines when I lived in the states, didn't think my clapped out Explorer would have got from Texas to New Orleans. That was the best car I've ever driven like, was a monster
     
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    Just keep slamming ya foot on the brakes, then look in your rear view and see them with steam coming out of their ears
     
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    Mustangs are brilliant. Same with the Camaro. Drove one in the states. Rapid. Sering them on UK roads is a no no.
     
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  5. Fox Mulder

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    ^^^^^^
    Drives big cars, but doesn't have the balls to scrape the moss off his roof during lock down
     
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  6. Ben 10

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    Yeah the Camaros are class too someone I worked with had 1, I reckon the car cost more than his house no lie. Wish I'd driven 1 of them. Drove a Dodge Challenger that was fun but not as much as the Mustang
     
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    He’s apparently a lefty.
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    Scared of heights man <laugh> you come and do it, I'll let you drive my Golf around the block
     
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    Never driven a challenger but the grunt when they accelerate. Corvettes ZR as well.
     
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  10. Fox Mulder

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    You're far more likely to die in your car than on your roof mate.... You should be driving a pink mini by the sounds of it
     
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    I got up a ladder to seal 1 of the upstairs windows yesterday and that had me ****ting myself, not going any higher!

    I'm only a fanny when it comes to heights <laugh>
     
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    Nah man I'm just joking it's actually extremely dangerous without the correct equipment.. I've nearly fell off a few times.. I just try to be ready to fall feet first and stay loose..... My neighbours think I'm insane
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    I might just move into a bungalow and never have to deal with anything like it!
     
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    Bungalows are hard to buy.. Not that many are made, they sell so fast and the number of people who can't get up the stairs keeps increasing.
     
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    They're an absolute rip off too. My parents are thinking of moving, swapping a 4 bed detached with a conservatory for a poxy little bungalow, theirs is only worth £15k more than the bungalow
     
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    That's it mate they're in high demand and there's not many around. I did some work as an estate agents and I found it hilarious that everyone was ripping of old people that can't afford a stair lift, so they sell their big house for a marginal saving and fit a walk in Bath with the spare change
     
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    Just your neighbours?





    <whistle>
     
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    Tbh everyone I ever meet
     
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    Proof if ever it was needed!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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