Off Topic North East Lockdown

Shadow chancellor being repeatedly asked by bbc how they would pay for extensions to furlough.... Dodds repeatedly dodging answering the question and repeating a pre-prepared mantra unrelated to the question,

Labour never change it seems....

 

We enjoyed a birthday trip out yesterday to a restaurant, two tables of five. Waiters wearing masks, no idea if chefs wore them (I assume they can pass it on preparing food). Couldn't care less if they did or not, all of them, to be honest.

 

I’m meant to be on a flight to Turkey today. Fingers crossed.

 

£10k fines threatened for anyone not self-isolating. Nowt like the good old British for making criminals out of people.

 

Good luck on that one Chippy, we cancelled our krakow trip, too much hassle.

 

We’ve all got our fingers crossed as well.

 

but I’ll have more time on my hands to post **** threads.

 

I'm having the same issue presently. Accumulated 6 points since December and had two very close scrapes with the static camera in Bedlington. Its a **** that, I wouldn't mind if it was there to catch you coming into Bedlington, i.e. going from 60mph to 30mph. But it catches you on way out ging from 30mph into 60mph, and its on a blind spot beside the golf course. So by time you realise you are going a few MPH over its too late. Pure money making exercise. I have considered just putting down some tacks where he keeps parking to discourage him. I have started to drive a bit more sensible.
My new one is a points accumulator. Audi 3.0 TDI V6, 5.1 secs for 0-62. ****ing rapid and immense bit of kit with virtual cockpit etc. I assume mine has launch control but I've yet to try it. My mate reckons he wouldn't as it does the car no favours? Anyone know if this is the case?

I love that you got off with 1 point though by paying your way out, I'll bear that in mind

 

I knew what you meant even if chippy didn't

 

oh I did....

 

"no evidence" the virus is currently a milder form of the one in April.

Is this the same one or a different one
if it is different as he suggests it should be named covid 20
I thought we were dealing with the same virus

 

Media ****e mate. They spoke to Dave from Bolton who said his symptoms weren’t as bad as his lasses back at the beginning so they ran with it. Yet more fake news.

 

The second wave will hopefully cancel the season....

 

I've just come back from Marmaris, was bangin. You'll be OK, but you'll probably have to quaranteen when you're back.

The imbecile is making an announcement we already know tomorrow.

 

Don't panic. Those on benefits will pay 10p a week for life

 

ffs. Just got in my bus and got the chap to stop for 8 cans. Regretting it now. Should have got 10. It’s a deffo 10 canner. Tuborg gold get in ma ****ing belly ya bitch.

 

We did the all inclusive thing for for the first time this time, so it was just 4 days of sitting by the beach/pool getting twatted. ****in sweet.

 

Lockdown is a right bitch. Turkish Menamen and a beer for brekkie. Yes I know there’s a lot of head there. It reminds me of when I pop round Pouchies house....