I see. Not as intelligent as you like to think then... Works in a bank and can't even explain to an oaf like me what one is. Tut tut.
I doubt it. I hear banks are quite important, and I don't have a clue what one is. An intelligent man like you (not that working in a bank necessarily requires any intelligence) probably looks down at someone like me, what with my deficient knowledge of accepted social norms and vile sense of humour.
...and quite right, too. It's scum like you that give this board such an undeservedly bad reputation.
Oh hi, ER. I like you now, looking at how you conduct yourself on here makes me feel much better about my own shortcomings.